Swallow Me Dont Touch Me Hooded Sweatshirts

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

I swear to guac, you better leave me alone! Show that you don't want to be touch or anyone near you with this, "Avocadon't Touch Me" sassy, food pun design!

I swear to guac, you better leave me alone! Show that you don't want to be touch or anyone near you with this, "Avocadon't Touch Me" sassy, food pun design!

Donut touch me. Just donut do it. Show off your hardcore feminist views AND your love of sweets with this pink, kawaii, badass feminism inspired design! Now devour the patriarchy one donut at a time!

Donut touch me. Just donut do it. Show off your hardcore feminist views AND your love of sweets with this pink, kawaii, badass feminism inspired design! Now devour the patriarchy one donut at a time!

Don't touch me, I'm famous. You'll get your average boringness on me, and I am a fabulous shooting star of a human being. Inevitably bound for wealth and worldwide fame and notoriety.

Don't touch me, I'm famous. You'll get your average boringness on me, and I am a fabulous shooting star of a human being. Inevitably bound for wealth and worldwide fame and notoriety.

Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.

Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

This Megalodon needs mega-sized space! Be all shark and all bite with this Megalodon/shark tee for Shark Week!

This Megalodon needs mega-sized space! Be all shark and all bite with this Megalodon/shark tee for Shark Week!

Don't touch me. Just don't do it. Keep the hands of the oppressing patriarchy off your feminist body with this nerdy, video game inspired, feminism, 8-bit Super Mario inspired shirt! Pair up with Princess Peach and rescue yourself from the clutches of misogyny!

Looking for the perfect baby one-piece that is both hilarious and stylish? Look no further than our "Don't Touch Me Peasant" design! This witty phrase is perfect for the unconventional parent who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Not only will this baby outfit make you laugh, but it will also look adorable on your little one. So if you're tired of the same old boring baby clothes and you want something that is truly unique, then our "Don't Touch Me Peasant" one-piece is perfect for you. Available in a range of sizes, this funny baby outfit is perfect for any sassy, stylish baby who wants to make a statement. So why settle for boring clothes when you can have something that is truly one of a kind? Order your "Don't Touch Me Peasant" one-piece today and let your baby's personality shine through!

Introducing our new Don't Touch Me! (Hedgehog) t-shirt! Are you tired of people invading your personal space? Fear not, this prickly little creature will do the job for you. With a cute but fierce design, this t-shirt is the perfect way to convey your message loud and clear. Let the world know that you won't tolerate any unwanted advances or unsolicited hugs. Whether you're walking down the street or stuck in a crowded elevator, this shirt will serve as a warning to keep your distance. So don't let anyone touch you without your consent - wear this t-shirt as a badge of honor and take charge of your boundaries. Available now for all your anti-hug needs!

Everyone who knows the rules of santa's little helpers knows that if you touch them you wont get any gifts! Embody this holiday sass with this cute christmas design at let everyone know that you can't be touched if they want to make the nice list!

Everyone who knows the rules of santa's little helpers knows that if you touch them you wont get any gifts! Embody this holiday sass with this cute christmas design at let everyone know that you can't be touched if they want to make the nice list!

Everyone who knows the rules of santa's little helpers knows that if you touch them you wont get any gifts! Embody this holiday sass with this cute christmas design at let everyone know that you can't be touched if they want to make the nice list!

Ball Pythons are the best at telling people not to touch them, well they thing they are. They curl into a tight little ball so no one can hurt them and they look adorable while the do it! This cute feminist themed shirt for snake lovers is perfect for reptile keepers and fans of the precious little serpents we love so much!

Ball Pythons are the best at telling people not to touch them, well they thing they are. They curl into a tight little ball so no one can hurt them and they look adorable while the do it! This cute feminist themed shirt for snake lovers is perfect for reptile keepers and fans of the precious little serpents we love so much!

There's nothing wrong with St.Patricks day. It's fun, it's a good time with friends, and there plenty of green beer to go around. You just don't appreciate people touching you that's all! Put a stop to the pinching tradition. If they try to pinch you, punch them back! If you're looking for something humorous to wear this March, this St. Patty's day shirt is perfect for you!

There's nothing wrong with St.Patricks day. It's fun, it's a good time with friends, and there plenty of green beer to go around. You just don't appreciate people touching you that's all! Put a stop to the pinching tradition. If they try to pinch you, punch them back! If you're looking for something humorous to wear this March, this St. Patty's day shirt is perfect for you!

There's nothing wrong with St.Patricks day. It's fun, it's a good time with friends, and there plenty of green beer to go around. You just don't appreciate people touching you that's all! Put a stop to the pinching tradition. If they try to pinch you, punch them back! If you're looking for something humorous to wear this March, this St. Patty's day shirt is perfect for you!

The best way to keep people away from you in the gym is to tell them, "Don't Touch Me, I'm Probably Sweaty"! There's nothing worse than people trying to swap sweat during a workout. Avoid the awkward interactions with this funny workout tee!

The best way to keep people away from you in the gym is to tell them, "Don't Touch Me, I'm Probably Sweaty"! There's nothing worse than people trying to swap sweat during a workout. Avoid the awkward interactions with this funny workout tee!

The best way to keep people away from you in the gym is to tell them, "Don't Touch Me, I'm Probably Sweaty"! There's nothing worse than people trying to swap sweat during a workout. Avoid the awkward interactions with this funny workout tee!

Show the world just cause you're gentle and vulnerable doesn't mean you aren't also capable of putting up a fierce fight! This cute & sassy cactus design is perfect for taking no shit and doing no harm-well maybe some harm, if it's warranted.

Show the world just cause you're gentle and vulnerable doesn't mean you aren't also capable of putting up a fierce fight! This cute & sassy cactus design is perfect for taking no shit and doing no harm-well maybe some harm, if it's warranted.

Don't hiss me off bud, I'll bite ya good! If you ain't nothing to ef with this funny, sassy snake design is for you!

Don't hiss me off bud, I'll bite ya good! If you ain't nothing to ef with this funny, sassy snake design is for you!