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Suck My Dick Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 47 Suck My Dick Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Reach For The Stars Because This Planet Sucks Greeting Card

Reach For The Stars Because This Planet Sucks Greeting Card

Show your bestie some love with this funny, outer space loving, hilarious, space exploration, sassy, reach for the stars greeting card! Let 'em know that the world just totally sucks but that they are rad!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Don't mind me I'm just deep in my feelings. Show off your moody shark humor with this, "Eating My Feelings" emotional shark design! Perfect for having feelings, food lovers and shark jokes!

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Not Without My Coffee Greeting Card

Not Without My Coffee Greeting Card

Not without my coffee. Show you're not going anywhere without a caffeinated beverage. This java-inspired design is perfect for coffee and latte lovers.

Back On My Silly Goose Shit Greeting Card

Back On My Silly Goose Shit Greeting Card

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

My Cat Was Right About You Greeting Card

My Cat Was Right About You Greeting Card

My cat was right about you. Show that your cat is an excellent judge of character with this funny sassy cat owner themed design.

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best! Show off your opossum love with this funny, "If You Don't Love Me At My" opossum, meme design with an opossum playing dead and then being awesome. Perfect for meme humor, opossum jokes, and feeling sassy! sassy if you don't love me at my then you dont deserve me at my opossum opossum cards opossum quotes meme gifts possum card possum.

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

I'm At My F*cking Limit Smiley Face Greeting Card

I'm At My F*cking Limit Smiley Face Greeting Card

Seriously, I'm at my f*cking limit. :) Show off your frustration with life with this sassy smiley face design. Perfect for being tired, fed up, and at your limit.

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Greeting Card

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Greeting Card

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole kid with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats. Show you're the proud parent of some asshole cats with this funny pet parent themed design.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Beam Me Up I'm Seriously At My Limit Greeting Card

Beam Me Up I'm Seriously At My Limit Greeting Card

ha ha ha seriously tho I'm stressed as heck and want to leave this planet immediate please beam me the ef up. Dream of space aliens rescuing you from the dumpster fire known as earth with this funny design!

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Let your nearest and dearest know that you're sorry for not wishing them a happy birthday in a timely manner with this donkey card. This humorous pun card features a vintage illustration of a donkey with tears drawn on his face and the phrase "Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate my job burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if job dissatisfaction burned calories with this funny sassy design.

I Exist Without My Consent Greeting Card

I Exist Without My Consent Greeting Card

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Don't Need Class to Fill My Glass Box Wine Greeting Card

Don't Need Class to Fill My Glass Box Wine Greeting Card

Don't need class to fill my glass. Show you can't afford to be classy but you can afford to be drunk with this funny box wine inspired design.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

I Feel Like a Princess and by That I Mean my Parents Wish I was a Boy Greeting Card

I Feel Like a Princess and by That I Mean my Parents Wish I was a Boy Greeting Card

I feel like a princess and by that I mean my parents wish I was a boy. Show that you and your parents are equally disappointed in each other with this funny passive aggressive design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

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