Stressed Goose Unisex Long Sleeve Anxiety T-Shirts

I'M HONKING STRESSED OKAY! HONK! WHAT DOES A GOOSE GOTTA DO TO GET SOME MOTHER HONKING PEACE AROUND HERE!?!?!

I'M HONKING STRESSED OKAY! HONK! WHAT DOES A GOOSE GOTTA DO TO GET SOME MOTHER HONKING PEACE AROUND HERE!?!?!

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

There isn't anything worse than being stressed about work, school or relationships. We could stress about anything, even if there isn't really anything to be worried about! If you happen to stress about being stressed and have a great sense of humor this "I stress about stress" shirt is perfect for you.

There isn't anything worse than being stressed about work, school or relationships. We could stress about anything, even if there isn't really anything to be worried about! If you happen to stress about being stressed and have a great sense of humor this "I stress about stress" shirt is perfect for you.

There isn't anything worse than being stressed about work, school or relationships. We could stress about anything, even if there isn't really anything to be worried about! If you happen to stress about being stressed and have a great sense of humor this "I stress about stress" shirt is perfect for you.

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

Level of stress: screaming raccoon. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" raccoon design. Perfect for raccoon memes, raccoon jokes, and needing some space!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Introducing our "Stressed Raccoon" tee that perfectly captures your mood when you've had enough. We know how it feels when everything becomes just too much, and you need to scream your frustration out like a raccoon. This design humorously communicates your stress level to others and shows that you are not someone to be trifled with right now. Whether you're facing deadlines or family obligations, this tee conveys your no-nonsense attitude and sassy personality. Ideal for wearing during those trying days when you can't be bothered with other people's antics, memes, or jokes, this tee is the way to go. With this tee, who needs to explain why you're out of patience? Get yours now, and let your clothes do the talking!

Too blessed to be stressed? More like too stressed for your BS. Be the stressed mess that you are with this funny design!

Too blessed to be stressed? More like too stressed for your BS. Be the stressed mess that you are with this funny design!

Show off your legendary stress with this, "Loch Stressed" loch ness monster parody. Perfect for being tired, stressed, and a total legend.

Show off your legendary stress with this, "Loch Stressed" loch ness monster parody. Perfect for being tired, stressed, and a total legend.

This shirt is perfect for any nervous noodle!

More stressed than blessed, so give me some space! Show off your stress level with this funny, "Too Stressed To Be Blessed" parody design! Perfect for when you're stressed, anxious, awkward, and dark humor!

More stressed than blessed, so give me some space! Show off your stress level with this funny, "Too Stressed To Be Blessed" parody design! Perfect for when you're stressed, anxious, awkward, and dark humor!

This shirt is perfect for any nervous noodle!

Are you scared of the not-so-scary? Do everyday tasks intimidate you? Share your stress preferences with this funny Ideal Stress Level design and face your fears! Or at least maybe feed the cat.

Panic and stress, oh ain't it the best?? Show off your love of Beetlejuice, halloween, while being stressed out with this musical, inspired design!

Panic and stress, oh ain't it the best?? Show off your love of Beetlejuice, halloween, while being stressed out with this musical, inspired design!

Forget my name, I need everyone to know that I'm STRESSED right now! Proceed with caution, handle with care. Perhaps a weighted blanket and some hot cocoa? Please.

I get easily nervous... Or should I say "purrvous?" This stressed cat design is perfect for any nervous noodle who enjoys their feline friends!

I get easily nervous... Or should I say "purrvous?" This stressed cat design is perfect for any nervous noodle who enjoys their feline friends!

Highly stressed + highly lesbian = stressedbian. Show off your love for women loving women while during with the struggles of life with this funny, "Stressbian" lesbian pride design!

Highly stressed + highly lesbian = stressedbian. Show off your love for women loving women while during with the struggles of life with this funny, "Stressbian" lesbian pride design!

Geese don't have 'teeth' per say. However they do have tomia. These tomia are made out of cartilage and are part of the tongue and beak rather than being separate body parts. So as you can see, screaming anxious goose have tongue teef. I HAVE ANXIETY! Honk if you agree, please...