Stem Unisex Long Sleeve Garden Flags

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

This science shirt is great for fans of science and great female scientists like Marie Curie, because science is rad! This feminist shirt is prefect for those that appreciate science puns, stem shirts and science memes.

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

If you're gay and loud and hella proud, show it off in style. Own it! Wear your heart on your sleeve, and put your best and most fabulous foot forward with this gay pride flag design.

Flowers are friends! Tell your Best Bud how perfect their petals are in this super adorable floral design.

Wow. Such googles! Much safe! Get a laugh out of your lab partner in chemistry with this funny doge meme inspire science design! Such experiment! Very theory! Much scientist!

Reject gender roles and gender norms with this Non Biniary flag design. This pride flag is perfect for Pride, supporting the LGBT community, fighting for equality, taking no shit from the cis-stem, and being a badass non-binary gender person who refuses to let society define who they are by narrow perceptions of gender identity!

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

Whoever smelt it dealt it. But the long nose dog can smell for miles?????

For June bugs, that is. We all know summer has officially arrived when Nature's Sticker starts ramming itself against the sliding glass door in the middle of the night, ruining the relaxing sound of crickets and frogs by relentlessly slamming their face against the window, creating a continuous tip tap noise... clearly they are here for a good time, not a long time.

We are here for a good time, not a long time! Select your poison of choice with this very intoxicating design!

look at all those leggies! Are they going to stick out leggy? strut leggy? jump withleggy? maybe dance with leggy? Who knows!

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Here for only a good time and not a long time? What are you waiting for? Let people know how fun and friendly you are with this lovely approachable design!

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Swearing is often seen as a negative behavior, but for those who appreciate the power of expressive language, it can be a cathartic release. Our "Swearing Helps" garden flag proudly declares this sentiment, offering a playful and irreverent way to let off some steam in any outdoor space. Whether you're an avid gardener who needs to vent some frustration after a long day of weeding or simply a fan of colorful language, this flag is meant to inspire and delight. This flag is the perfect addition to any garden or front lawn, bringing a bold and unapologetic attitude to your outdoor decor. Its vibrant design and humorous message are sure to attract attention and spark conversation, making it a great gift for anyone who appreciates a little bit of sass in their home or garden. Hang it up and let the world know that you're not afraid to speak your mind -- and that, in the right context, a few well-placed expletives can be just what the doctor ordered. garden flag swearing helps funny garden flag swear words humorous garden flag offensive rude sarcastic garden flag decorative outdoor flag vulgar inappropriate obscene colorful flag design adult humor profanity flag amusing garden decor cursing bold statement outdoor accessories.

cute, long, fluffy... but most of all, CHAOTIC! Everyone who's owned a ferret knows the little sock thieves are anything but calm.

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...