Stay Hydrated Introverts Tank Tops

Why be a stay home parent when you can be a stay home drunk? Pursue your life's goal of perpetual day drinking with this funny design.

Why be a stay home parent when you can be a stay home drunk? Pursue your life's goal of perpetual day drinking with this funny design.

Every new day is another chance to stay inside. Show off your introvert pride with this funny, sassy, introverted design and stay inside!

Every new day is another chance to stay inside. Show off your introvert pride with this funny, sassy, introverted design and stay inside!

Sorry. I really can't hang out today. I can't hang out tomorrow either, or actually the rest of the week. I feel like being an extreme introvert. My main plan is to stay in bed the rest of the week and watch netflix. Maybe play some video games too. Social anxiety maybe, or just tubor lazy. Either of those might define me. If your bed is the best place to be then this, "Sorry I Can't! I'm staying in bed today. " shirt is perfect for you.

Sorry. I really can't hang out today. I can't hang out tomorrow either, or actually the rest of the week. I feel like being an extreme introvert. My main plan is to stay in bed the rest of the week and watch netflix. Maybe play some video games too. Social anxiety maybe, or just tubor lazy. Either of those might define me. If your bed is the best place to be then this, "Sorry I Can't! I'm staying in bed today. " shirt is perfect for you.

You've all heard of food poisoning before but did you ever hear of mood poisoning? It's a real thing and you'd be surprised by the amount of people who gets it!

Looking for the perfect excuse to stay home and indulge in your favorite knitting projects? Look no further than our hilarious "I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Stay Home And Knit" t-shirt! This trendy tee is the perfect way to show off your love for staying in and getting crafty. Forget about the typical party circuit -- with this shirt, you'll be the life of the knitting circle! And if you do happen to venture out, this clever tee is sure to start conversations and get plenty of laughs. So why wait? Order your "I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Stay Home And Knit" t-shirt today and start celebrating your favorite pastime in style!

Citizen! I WANT *YOU*-.... to stay 6 feet the hell away from me, okay? Exercise your individual responsibility to flatten the curve with this funny Uncle Sam parody that encourages social distancing around you! There's nothing more patriotic than voluntarily participating in kind actions and behaviors informed by individual accountability for the livelihood of others.

Citizen! I WANT *YOU*-.... to stay 6 feet the hell away from me, okay? Exercise your individual responsibility to flatten the curve with this funny Uncle Sam parody that encourages social distancing around you! There's nothing more patriotic than voluntarily participating in kind actions and behaviors informed by individual accountability for the livelihood of others.

Why go out and party when you can stay home and chill out with some netflix and your knitting projects? Keep your yarn stash in check by avoiding social occasions and showing off your knitter pride with this funny knitting joke shirt. Hey, maybe even wear it to a party. A party that you take your yarn and knitting needles to!

Why go out and party when you can stay home and chill out with some netflix and your crocheting? Keep your yarn stash in check by avoiding social occasions and showing off your crocheter pride with this funny crochet joke shirt. Hey, maybe even wear it to a party. A party that you take your yarn and crochet hooks to!

Why go out and party when you can stay home and chill out with some netflix and your crocheting? Keep your yarn stash in check by avoiding social occasions and showing off your crocheter pride with this funny crochet joke shirt. Hey, maybe even wear it to a party. A party that you take your yarn and crochet hooks to!

I wish I was Rapunzel so I could just stay in my room forever! She had no idea how good she had it. Show off your lazy side with this fairytale inspired, antisocial, introvert t-shirt! Now curl up with a good book and hangout with your cat. Forget the outside world!

I wish I was Rapunzel so I could just stay in my room forever! She had no idea how good she had it. Show off your lazy side with this fairytale inspired, antisocial, introvert t-shirt! Now curl up with a good book and hangout with your cat. Forget the outside world!

I wish I was Rapunzel so I could just stay in my room forever! She had no idea how good she had it. Show off your lazy side with this fairytale inspired, antisocial, introvert t-shirt! Now curl up with a good book and hangout with your cat. Forget the outside world!

Don't miss out on the party of a life time, and by party of a life time I mean.. finally ordering that pizza you have been craving for weeks. So, dress yourself up (probably in a shirt that has this design on it), get your dancing shoes on and sit right on the couch and turn on your game system and spend the next 8 hours gaming and eating pizza. And if the party is still going on, get out and have a few drinks with your pals, even the ones you meet tonight.

Don't miss out on the party of a life time, and by party of a life time I mean.. finally ordering that pizza you have been craving for weeks. So, dress yourself up (probably in a shirt that has this design on it), get your dancing shoes on and sit right on the couch and turn on your game system and spend the next 8 hours gaming and eating pizza. And if the party is still going on, get out and have a few drinks with your pals, even the ones you meet tonight.

Home safe home - stay inside, save lives. Keep up your new homebody life in solidarity of keeping people safe with this, "Home Is Where Your Ass Should Be" sassy, social distance design.

Home safe home - stay inside, save lives. Keep up your new homebody life in solidarity of keeping people safe with this, "Home Is Where Your Ass Should Be" sassy, social distance design.

My plans are booked, at home! Get your reading ready to stay home with this reading, book lover, homebody design.

My plans are booked, at home! Get your reading ready to stay home with this reading, book lover, homebody design.

Yeah, sure I like people. Get your energy back and show off your introversion with this "I Like People When I'm Not Around Them" sassy design! Perfect for staying home, social anxiety, and being comfortable and content alone.

Yeah, sure I like people. Get your energy back and show off your introversion with this "I Like People When I'm Not Around Them" sassy design! Perfect for staying home, social anxiety, and being comfortable and content alone.

I don't always get asked to go out, but when I do I usually just stay at home and sit in my room. Who needs to be an extrovert and waste your time hanging around other people? Stay at home and embrace your introverted self! If you would rather stay home and be lazy instead of having awkward interactions with others then this lazy introverted t-shirt is just for you!

I don't always get asked to go out, but when I do I usually just stay at home and sit in my room. Who needs to be an extrovert and waste your time hanging around other people? Stay at home and embrace your introverted self! If you would rather stay home and be lazy instead of having awkward interactions with others then this lazy introverted t-shirt is just for you!

I don't always get asked to go out, but when I do I usually just stay at home and sit in my room. Who needs to be an extrovert and waste your time hanging around other people? Stay at home and embrace your introverted self! If you would rather stay home and be lazy instead of having awkward interactions with others then this lazy introverted t-shirt is just for you!

Well If It Isn't My Old Nemesis, The Sun. Sunlight, sunshine, day time, even heat is a hard no from me. If those hot summer rays make you want to stay inside, then this is the design for you!

Well If It Isn't My Old Nemesis, The Sun. Sunlight, sunshine, day time, even heat is a hard no from me. If those hot summer rays make you want to stay inside, then this is the design for you!

I actually like winter time! The cold weather and snow makes me not want to go outside, so I can stay in and read my books! Although winter time may not be ideal for going outside, it is nice for staying in and reading! Stay in and cuddle up with a book in this nerdy, book loving shirt!