Starters Parodysocks Nervous Tank Tops

It doesn't get more clucked up than this! Whether you're against eating meat, or simply against chicken cannibalism - this design is sure to be a conversation starter.

It doesn't get more clucked up than this! Whether you're against eating meat, or simply against chicken cannibalism - this design is sure to be a conversation starter.

Introducing our newest tee, "Now That's What I Call Anxiety" - a must-have for all the worrywarts out there! This tee is the perfect ode to all the classic hits that come with anxiety - from the incessant restlessness to the overwhelming sense of doom - it's all there! With its witty tagline and fun font, this tee is sure to spark conversations wherever you go. It's a great way to connect with fellow anxiety-sufferers and show the world that anxiety is a real and common struggle. Whether you're dealing with it yourself or know someone who is, this tee is a great conversation starter and reminder that self-care is key. So don't miss out on this tee - it's a wardrobe essential for anyone going through the ups and downs of anxiety!

Introducing the ultimate statement tee for anyone who's ever felt personally victimized by eye contact. The "Avoiding Eye Contact Is My Super Power" t-shirt puts the spotlight on the powerful art of social avoidance, making it clear that it's not just a quirk - it's a true superpower! Whether you're naturally shy, introverted, or just find people's gazes unnerving, this tee is the perfect way to make a statement without having to make direct eye contact. It's the perfect conversation starter and an instant mood-lifter for anyone who struggles with social interactions. So embrace your superpower and wear it with pride, whether you're heading to school, work, or just your neighborhood coffee shop. This tee is guaranteed to turn heads and inspire chuckles from anyone who appreciates a good dose of humor and honesty. And who knows - it might even help you avoid eye contact with that creepy coworker once and for all!