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So Metal Puns Casual Totes, Totes and more

Browse our collection of 66 So Metal Casual Totes, Totes and more . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Ruff Metal Tote

Ruff Metal Tote

Attention everyone! This new pup band has been the hottest topic in town. Introducing Ruff Metal! The new music genre that'll bark your ears off!

I'm So Sorgi Corgi Tote

I'm So Sorgi Corgi Tote

Show off your soreness from your workout with this funny, "I'm So Sorgi" corgi workout pun design! Perfect for dog lovers, puns, funny fitness, lifting and gym humor!

So Knotty Pretzel Casual Tote

So Knotty Pretzel Casual Tote

Be careful who you hang around with (or in this case, eat) or else you'll end up being as 'knotty' as this pretzel here!

So Knotty Pretzel Tote

So Knotty Pretzel Tote

Be careful who you hang around with (or in this case, eat) or else you'll end up being as 'knotty' as this pretzel here!

Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Weekender Tote

Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Weekender Tote

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

Pi-thons Weekender Tote

Pi-thons Weekender Tote

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the joke's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

Punk Rocktopus Tote

Punk Rocktopus Tote

Rock out with your Oc out! This tote design features the illustration of a heavy metal punk rock octopus holding a bass guitar. This hard core of all octopi has a tattoo of a lightning bolt, and anchor and is also rocking a sweet skull head band. Perfect for head bangers, music fans, rockers, rebels, octopus lovers, fans of sea creatures and puns.

Supurrnatural Weekender Tote

Supurrnatural Weekender Tote

The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

No One Knows What The Cluck They're Doing Chicken Weekender Tote

No One Knows What The Cluck They're Doing Chicken Weekender Tote

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

Crushing On You Casual Tote

Crushing On You Casual Tote

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

Sockodile Casual Tote

Sockodile Casual Tote

Don't wear crocs, wear socks! They're much cuter anyway, and they come in so many cute patterns! Be like this sockodile and show your adoration of your sock collection.

Hoppy Easter Casual Tote

Hoppy Easter Casual Tote

Who says the easter bunny can't be a jackelope!? They're so shy, you'll never see em hiding the eggs! It's perfect!

I'm Not Looking For Any Beef I'm Vegan Casual Tote

I'm Not Looking For Any Beef I'm Vegan Casual Tote

Vegans are not out seeking out any beef with anyone. They come in peace. Get this design so you can make your point to doubters!

Blow Me Daddy Game Cartridge Parody Casual Tote

Blow Me Daddy Game Cartridge Parody Casual Tote

Please blow me... hard. Otherwise I won't be able to work so you can play with me, teehee.

MILF Man I Love Ferrets Tote

MILF Man I Love Ferrets Tote

Aw man, MILF, am I right!? So slender, so flexible, so... fuzzy! Man, I love ferrets!!

Tyrannosaurus Reps Casual Tote

Tyrannosaurus Reps Casual Tote

This rex doesn't skip arm day! They've had enough of people making fun of their puny arms, so they decided to get tyrannosaurus RIPPED! Get to the gym and become a beast with this prehistoric design!

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Casual Tote

Hippity Hoppity, Freezing My Butt Offity Casual Tote

It's so cold! Seriously, I'm turning into a HOPsicle over here! Temperatures low enough, I might croak!

No One Knows What The Cluck They're Doing Chicken Casual Tote

No One Knows What The Cluck They're Doing Chicken Casual Tote

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

I Yam Thankful Casual Tote

I Yam Thankful Casual Tote

I yam so thankful! Show off your Thanksgiving gratitude with this, "I Yam Thankful" food pun design! Perfect for celebrating friends, family, and all the things to be thankful for!

I Love Waking Up To The Crack Of Dawn Casual Tote

I Love Waking Up To The Crack Of Dawn Casual Tote

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

Honky Halloween Casual Tote

Honky Halloween Casual Tote

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Casual Tote

Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Casual Tote

Bend over and get stuffed! This angry teddy knows what it's like, so now he's extending the offer to you. Clearly it's not pleasant.

Blow Me Dandelion Casual Tote

Blow Me Dandelion Casual Tote

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Peeping Tom Parody Casual Tote

Peeping Tom Parody Casual Tote

This is Tom the peep. Also known as peeping Tom. He usually comes around Easter time. Be his friend and he'll make your life so much more positive and enjoyable!

You Make My Heart Purr Casual Tote

You Make My Heart Purr Casual Tote

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

Don't worry, I'm a dogtor! Casual Tote

Don't worry, I'm a dogtor! Casual Tote

This adorable little guy is here to make your ouchies go away! Normally that involves lots of puppy dog kisses, so you'd better pucker up. Great for people who love dogs, and perfect for doctors/vets!

You and I Just Click Casual Tote

You and I Just Click Casual Tote

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

The Swear Bears Casual Tote

The Swear Bears Casual Tote

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

The Rocks Are Calling And Agate To Go Casual Tote

The Rocks Are Calling And Agate To Go Casual Tote

Not all who wonder are lost - they're probably just collecting stones. Gotta add to that gemstone and mineral collection, ya know? Rocks are only found in nature so that's probably where you'll find a rockhounder!

You Stole My Heart Casual Tote

You Stole My Heart Casual Tote

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

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