So Metal Nsfw Phone Cases

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Please blow me... hard. Otherwise I won't be able to work so you can play with me, teehee.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

"Hotter Than A Witch's Tit" is a little expression that means it's so hot outside, you practically melt. And also, the witches have nice boobs. This 50's pinup witch is giving beach vibes and wait till the moon rise.

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

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