Silently Judging You 1980s Hooded Sweatshirts

Introducing the You Slay My Heart t-shirt - the perfect way to show your love while keeping your distance. This iconic design features a haunting figure with a surprisingly sweet side. But be warned, if you think walking 50 miles just for someone is a romantic gesture, think again! Their heart might be slayed, but that doesn't mean they're ready to accept your love. So keep your affections to yourself or risk being labeled as gross. And if you think you can get any closer, think again. This design is for the sickest of hearts only, so if you're ready to slay or be slayed, grab your You Slay My Heart t-shirt today.

Introducing our "You Slay My Heart" t-shirt - the perfect way to show off your killer style! This t-shirt features a haunting figure with a touch of sweetness - but don't let that fool you, they'll still slay your heart! With a hilarious and witty design, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. And let's be real - if someone walked 50 miles for you, you'd probably be a little creeped out too! But don't worry, this shirt is all in good fun. So let the world know that you're a heart-slaying force to be reckoned with by rocking our "You Slay My Heart" t-shirt. It's a great addition to any wardrobe and perfect for anyone who loves a good pun. So slay on, my friends!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Fall in love with the captivating design of our You Slay My Heart t-shirt. This shirt features a haunting figure with a surprising touch of sweetness. But beware - this heart slaying creature can make you do crazy things, like walking 50 miles just to see them. If you're thinking of giving them your heart, don't be surprised if they react with some playful rejection. Trust us, they're worth the effort - just keep your heart to yourself! With this unique design and witty message, our shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Whether you're hitting the town or lounging at home, you'll feel confident and stylish in this playful and mysterious t-shirt. Order yours today and get ready to slay hearts!

OMG I am like, TOTALLY Taurus!! If your love of 80s and 90s is only matched by your love of astrology, this retro design inspired by the rad neon patterns of yesteryear is for you!

OMG I am like, TOTALLY Taurus!! If your love of 80s and 90s is only matched by your love of astrology, this retro design inspired by the rad neon patterns of yesteryear is for you!