Short Shorts Jokes T-Shirts

Short and Salty. Show that you're not short and sweet, you're short and salty! Show off your small and sassy pride with this design.

Short and Salty. Show that you're not short and sweet, you're short and salty! Show off your small and sassy pride with this design.

Life is Short, Drink The Coffee! If you know life is short then living without coffee is almost a sin!

Life is Short, Drink The Coffee! If you know life is short then living without coffee is almost a sin!

Life is Short, Drink The Coffee! If you know life is short then living without coffee is almost a sin!

Eat my shorts, Senpai. Show that you're a huge fan of Japanese anime with this classic anime character inspired design.

Eat my shorts, Senpai. Show that you're a huge fan of Japanese anime with this classic anime character inspired design.

Life is just too damn short for decaf coffee! Share your disdain for decaf coffee with this funny design!!

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

Tater tot is short for potato toddler. Show that you know how words work with this funny potato lovers meme inspired design.

Tater tot is short for potato toddler. Show that you know how words work with this funny potato lovers meme inspired design.

Life is too short for fake: butter, cheese, people. Show you have no time in your life for artificial individuals with this sassy list design.

Life is too short for fake: butter, cheese, people. Show you have no time in your life for artificial individuals with this sassy list design.

Get a kick out of your loved ones with this design that reads "Tell someone you love them today because life is short but shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying." ICH LIEBE DICH!!!

Introducing the new "Not Sorry" t-shirt - the ultimate attitude booster for those unapologetically sassy individuals out there! Let this shirt speak your mind for you and proudly show off your strong personality in the most fashionable way possible. With a bold and witty design that screams "I am who I am and I'm not sorry for it", this shirt is sure to turn heads and draw attention to your confident persona. Wear it to a party, a protest, or just around town - wherever you go, this shirt will make you feel unstoppable. So, if you're ready to make a statement and show the world who's boss, grab your "Not Sorry" shirt and join the crowd of badass trendsetters who fearlessly go against the norm. Because, let's be real - life's too short to apologize for being yourself.

Always be the bigger person. Unless you're under five foot three, then feel free to remain tiny and bitter. Show that you are small and scrappy with this funny quote tee.

Always be the bigger person. Unless you're under five foot three, then feel free to remain tiny and bitter. Show that you are small and scrappy with this funny quote tee.

Got a short fuse and don't want to deal with anybody stepping on your toes today? Casually remind them that arsenic is deadly. It's all in good fun, you wouldn't really do that...but better to keep them guessing, right?

Got a short fuse and don't want to deal with anybody stepping on your toes today? Casually remind them that arsenic is deadly. It's all in good fun, you wouldn't really do that...but better to keep them guessing, right?

You must dig with that butt because it's GROUND BREAKING! That booty could be called the ace of spades. This hilariously bad pun is great for those cheesy gardeners out there that enjoy a terrible joke!

You must dig with that butt because it's GROUND BREAKING! That booty could be called the ace of spades. This hilariously bad pun is great for those cheesy gardeners out there that enjoy a terrible joke!

Get ready to spook up your wardrobe with our latest addition to the collection- Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Pumpkin tee. Whether you're a pumpkin spice latte fan or a black cat lover, this shirt will definitely add a touch of Halloween spirit to all your looks. The playful yet quirky message on the t-shirt is sure to tickle the funny bone of anyone who reads it, making it an essential pick for your casual wardrobe this season. Pair it with your favorite jeans, leggings, or shorts for a look that screams eerie-fabulous. Our tee is perfect for all plans- from apple picking to haunted houses, you will remain comfortable and stylish all day long. With its lightweight, soft and breathable material, this tee is a great option for layering or accessorizing as you enjoy the spooky festivity. Don't wait till the last minute to get your Halloween outfit sorted, order your Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Pumpkin tee today and stay spoopy all season long.

Indulge in the playful wit of our "Draw Me Like One Of Your French Baguettes" t-shirt. Let your sense of humor be on full display as you wear this charming tee, perfect for any casual occasion. Take a self-deprecating jab by wearing a shirt that basically says, "I'm bread, but make it fashion". Parisian culture merges with modern humor in this unique design. With this shirt on, you'll inspire a smile (or maybe even a chuckle) from all who cross your path. Give this shirt as a gift and potential recipients won't know whether to laugh, cringe or smile. Made with quality materials, this statement piece is perfect for any occasion. Show off your sense of humor with this baguette-inspired tee that's easily wearable with jeans, shorts, or your favorite skirts. Don't let this cheeky and charming t-shirt design slip away, add it to your wardrobe today!

As a t-shirt designer, I want to deliver a message that resonates with the edgy and fearless crowd. So, let me introduce you to our latest product titled "Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs," a tee that represents the anti-establishment vibe of the younger generation. This tee comes with a bold and daring statement that demands attention and gets you interacting with all kinds of people. When wearing it, the message is clear - you are confident, fearless, and unapologetic. Our tee is the go-to for those who dare to embrace badassery, take risks and push boundaries. Our hand-drawn, high-quality graphics ensure that the striking design withstands the test of time. So, grab your "Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs" T-shirt today and show the world that you are not afraid to make a statement and stand out from the crowd! After all, life is too short to be boring!