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Shit Happens Blankets

Browse our collection of 56 Shit Happens Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Shit Happens Bandaid Blanket

Shit Happens Bandaid Blanket

Shit happens and all we can do is but a band aid on it and move on.

Knit Happens Blanket

Knit Happens Blanket

There is one thing that all knitters, crocheters and people who love yarn know, and that is shit happens. Your kitten could get into your yarn balls in your craft room and tangle all that precious yarn. Well, the next time you're out at any Craft Store looking to spend money on some new hobbies that involve a crochet hook, let those other knitters know that "Knit Happens" with this blanket design.

Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen Blanket Blanket

Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen Blanket Blanket

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen, it's not going to happen. Channel your inner Regina George with this Mean Girls inspired design. Perfect for a fans of the plastics Regina, Gretchen, Karen and Cady. Also good for fans of Glen Coco.

If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening Blanket

If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening Blanket

Are you prepared to stay in kick off the pants and let loose the bra for some awesome lazy indoor activities? Than this "If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening" blanket design is just for you!

On My Fall Shit Blanket

On My Fall Shit Blanket

Hands on the leaves shaking ass On My Fall Shit! Show your fave season some love with this crisp autumn design!

I Feel Like Shit Blanket

I Feel Like Shit Blanket

Feeling like shit? We relate. Live your truth and let the world know how you're feeling in this honest design.

I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket

I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket

If your a princess and you like to party regardless of what the haters say rock this pretty barbie heart inspired "I Don't Give a Shit" blanket.

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Shit Exclamation Blanket Blanket

Shit Exclamation Blanket Blanket

Sometimes you just gotta yell it to feel better. This silly blanket will always keep you warm and in a good mood.

Too Cute For Your Shit Blanket

Too Cute For Your Shit Blanket

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are just too damn cute to deal with any of his bullshit.

Trying To Get My Shit Together Blanket

Trying To Get My Shit Together Blanket

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

Real Tired Of Your Sexist Shit Blanket

Real Tired Of Your Sexist Shit Blanket

No one asked for your sexist opinion on any woman's life ever, thank you. F*** the patriarchy and their sexist shit on the daily and fight misogyny with this F*** you women's rights design.

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit. What started as an innocent trend on Twitter and TikTok has turned into a widespread Gen Z theory --- hot girls have stomach issues. Well, scientifically speaking, there's no actual evidence to say that hot girls have stomach issues, BUT it's not totally out-ruled yet...

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit. What started as an innocent trend on Twitter and TikTok has turned into a widespread Gen Z theory --- hot girls have stomach issues. Well, scientifically speaking, there's no actual evidence to say that hot girls have stomach issues, BUT it's not totally out-ruled yet...

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

This funny design features a retro woman with a string tied around her finger and the phrase "Oh dear I forgot to give a shit" and is perfect for showing the world that you live your life on your own terms and you don't give a shit!

Just A Cat Who's Seen Some Shit Opossum Blanket

Just A Cat Who's Seen Some Shit Opossum Blanket

Just a cat who's seen some shit. Show off your street cred with this funny trash animal design of a sassy opossum! Perfect for loving trash, being sassy, and a trash cat possum!

Shit Bitch You is Fine Blanket

Shit Bitch You is Fine Blanket

Happy Valentines Day or something. Flirt with this funny conversation heart greeting card.

Same Shit Different Castle Blanket

Same Shit Different Castle Blanket

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Blanket

Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Blanket

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Blanket

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Blanket

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket

Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket

Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a F*** about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing Relentless Blanket

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Dicktor Who Blanket

Dicktor Who Blanket

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Life is Relentless Blanket

Life is Relentless Blanket

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Gay Witch Energy Blanket

Gay Witch Energy Blanket

I'm witchy, I'm gay, and I'm magical. My spells include seduction of the same gender and not giving a shit.

Blaze It Menorah Blanket

Blaze It Menorah Blanket

It's almost Chanukah so let's get ready to spin that dreidel and light that shit up, every night as we light a candle each night of the festival of lights. Show off you love of the holiday and your humor with this blanket design.

F*** You I'm Kawaii Blanket

F*** You I'm Kawaii Blanket

Haters have some awful things to say. You know why though? Its because their jealous of you. Aside from the fact that you don't even need to acknowledge such slander, who gives a shit? You're waaaaay to Kawaii for that.

Don't Be A Prick Blanket

Don't Be A Prick Blanket

Don't be a prick! Stay cute and sassy with this super adorable, kawaii cactus design! Now let the world know that you aren't taking shit from anyone, and you can be a badass feminist AND be super cute!

Classy As Balls Blanket

Classy As Balls Blanket

Show the world that you are classy as balls with this blanket! Perfect for people that are cool, sophisticated, love to drink, twerk, party, get ratchet and crazy, hang out with friends, cuss, smoke, and other classy shit.

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