Satan Gifts Humor Greeting Cards

Big gift energy. Get ready for the holiday season with this jolly Santa themed Christmas design.

The only reason people suffer in hell with cute Satan is because he doesn't understand humans don't typically enjoy swimming in lava. It's like a hotel run by children and everything is on fire and the food is probably poisoned... but hey, at least he has manners.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

West Virginia, Mountain Llama, take home country roads. Show your love of llamas, puns and song parodies with this Mountain Mama inspired design.

Show your love of puns and fresh herbs. This design features an illustration of a mortar and pestle along with the phrase "If you're lost you can look and you will find me, thyme after thyme.

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

I Love My Asshole Kid. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole kid with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

I Love My Asshole Cats. Show you're the proud parent of some asshole cats with this funny pet parent themed design.

I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny human's fruit snack bitch. Show that you went from being ice cold to being in charge of the gummy snacks with this funny mom themed design.

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

That's not a pimple, I'm becoming a unicorn. Brag about your newly formed magical horn with this funny unicorn inspired design.

Singing, crying, nagging I can do them all! Show that you're a real catch with this funny design.

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

Get filled with the Christmas spirit this holiday season with this funny nutcracker design that says "Put Your Nuts In My Mouth" the perfect gift for that special someone with a sense of humor.

"I don't want a lot for Cwistmas, there is just one thing I neeeeed 0w0" Give the gift of cursed internet memes this holiday season to your loved (and hated) ones!

Mess with the hamo and you get the slamo. Show that if you mess with a hamster your gonna get a slampster with this funny meme design.

Pretending to be polite is so exhausting. Show that acting like you have a shred of manners really takes it out of you with this funny sassy design.

Quiz Slut. Show there are few things more satisfying to you than taking a quiz to determine every inner aspect about yourself. This quiz lovers inspired design is the perfect gift for the quiz lover in your life.

Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Can you feel the meowgic? Show that you can feel the magic with this cute funny caticorn design.

Sorry class I don't speak whinese. Let your class know if they don't stop their belly moaning you will have to call a waaaaahmbulance with this funny teacher design.

Happy Father's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your daddy some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your Dad's finical sacrifices.

Happy birthday! If you were a cat you'd be dead by now. Wish your loved one a happy birthday and remind them that the grim reaper will come for us all one day with this bizarrely morose design.

I'm always a slut for quizzes. Show there are few things more satisfying to you than taking a quiz to determine every inner aspect about yourself. This quiz lovers inspired design is the perfect gift for the quiz lover in your life.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

Looking for a unique way to express your love? Look no further than the "You Take My Breath Away - Choking Sasuke Meme" greeting card! This hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves memes, the Naruto series, or just a good laugh. Featuring Itachi choking Sasuke in a darkly humorous display of affection, this design is sure to make your loved one smile. Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card is the perfect way to show someone that they take your breath away. Don't settle for boring flowers and candy - give your love the gift of laughter with the "You Take My Breath Away" card today!

Get ready to play Santa Claus with this hilarious greeting card! Our "Put the Drunken Pagan Debauchery Back into Christmas" card is the perfect way to bring some light-hearted joy to the upcoming holiday season. Inspired by the true roots of Christmas, this playful card is sure to make any recipient smile. Whether you want to give your friend the gift of laughter or you're looking for a unique way to send season's greetings to your coworkers, this card is a great solution. So grab a glass of eggnog, cozy up by the fire, and let the good times roll with this Winter Solstice-inspired design. Don't settle for a boring holiday season - celebrate the true reason for the season in style with our hilarious greeting card. Order yours today and spread the cheer!