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Sassy Suntotes Retro Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 17 Sassy Suntotes Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Greeting Card

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Greeting Card

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

Fight Me You Trash Greeting Card

Fight Me You Trash Greeting Card

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Stay The F*** Home Please Greeting Card

Stay The F*** Home Please Greeting Card

Stay the F*** Home, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this sassy vintage floral inspired design.

Stay The F*** Away Please Greeting Card

Stay The F*** Away Please Greeting Card

Stay the F*** Away, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this sassy vintage floral inspired design.

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Greeting Card

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Greeting Card

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Pay Me Smiley Face Greeting Card

Pay Me Smiley Face Greeting Card

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Stay Away Please Greeting Card

Stay Away Please Greeting Card

Stay Away, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this vintage floral inspired design.

Stay Home Please Greeting Card

Stay Home Please Greeting Card

Stay Home, Please. Let people know they need to keep their distance with this vintage floral inspired design.

Pick Flowers & Fights Greeting Card

Pick Flowers & Fights Greeting Card

Pick flowers & fights. Show you believe violence is always the answer and you enjoy floral arrangements with this vintage color scheme inspired design.

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Caught A Vibe Retro Rainbow Greeting Card

Caught A Vibe Retro Rainbow Greeting Card

You're out here catching vibes! Show off your vibing energy with this, "Caught A Vibe" retro, rainbow, groovy text design.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Greeting Card

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

MEH-dusa Greeting Card

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

I Think It's Cool That You're Into Nature And Shit Greeting Card

This funny greeting card features a vintage illustration of slugs, strawberries and some other outdoorsy junk along with the phrase "I think it's cool that you're into nature and shit." Give this to your friends to let them know that you appreciate their love for camping. You could also give it to someone who's bits you want to get at to show how super rad and interesting you think they are.

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