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Sassy Reader Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Browse our collection of 251 Sassy Reader Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Long Cat Blanket

Long Cat Blanket

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket

Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket

This little kitten is short, sweet and sassy! Munchkin cats are the cutest, shortest and sassiest! Show off your sassy side and your short girl pride with this adorable cat blanket! This design features a prissy adorable munchkin cat on a bow and diamond pattern.

Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket

Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket

Hey sassy girl, decorate your room with all the sass and cuddle up with this feminine, glamorous and sassy blanket! Embrace your girly side with this precious, cuddly and cozy blanket.

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy blanket / home decor of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

It's a well-known fact that Vulcans love cats. They do tend to be pretty similar, after all. Show off your love for felines AND Star Trek with this design!

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

Punk Merida Parody Blanket

Punk Merida Parody Blanket

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

I'd Rather Be Napping Blanket

I'd Rather Be Napping Blanket

Cats don't have to worry about work, or school, they'd rather be napping. Look lazy and adorable and take a nice long cat nap with this cute and sassy, cat blanket!

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Mint) Blanket

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Mint) Blanket

Listen, we can all be bleeding hearts now and again, wearing ourselves on our sleeves and oozing pathos everywhere. Rock this cute nerdy design and arm yourself with that gooey pixel realness.

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Purple) Blanket

Bleeding Heart Blanket (Purple) Blanket

Listen, we can all be bleeding hearts now and again, wearing ourselves on our sleeves and oozing pathos everywhere. Rock this cute nerdy design and arm yourself with that gooey pixel realness.

Read Banned Books Blanket

Read Banned Books Blanket

Read banned books! Books that are banned are often important, powerful reading experiences that relate to complex and compelling issues! Support the education, learning, and power of a book with this design.

Naps Rule Blanket

Naps Rule Blanket

Naps are super awesome, especially nice long and lazy cat naps! Take a long nap with this cute and lazy, cat blanket!

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Grey) Blanket

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Grey) Blanket

I like big books and I cannot lie! You other readers can't deny! Book lovers with style read in this great reading blanket!

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Blue) Blanket

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Blue) Blanket

I like big books and I cannot lie! You other readers can't deny! Book lovers with style read in this great reading blanket!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Gray) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Gray) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Black) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Black) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Pink) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Pink) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Teal) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Teal) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Purple) Blanket

Floral and Leaves Pattern (Purple) Blanket

Bring the outdoors indoors with this beautiful floral pattern and enjoy the outside all year long!

Doctor Who Love Blanket Blanket

Doctor Who Love Blanket Blanket

Feel like you're in love with a time lord in this snuggly warm Doctor Who Blanket. Past, Future and Present because you can travel any where, when and never ask why.

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Cat Hair Don't Care Blanket

Cat Hair Don't Care Blanket

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right? Show off your love for cats with this warm and cuddly blanket!

We're All Living In A Live Action Anime Remake Blanket

We're All Living In A Live Action Anime Remake Blanket

So....you didn't know we were living in a live action anime remake, huh? Tch. Typical. Baka. Live everyday like just one of your favorite anime's with this funny nerdy design!

Leave Me Alone To Cry Over The Deaths of Fictional Characters Blanket

Leave Me Alone To Cry Over The Deaths of Fictional Characters Blanket

Leave me alone so I can cry over the deaths of fictional characters! Anyone who gets into reading or TV series will understand the pain of losing a beloved character! Sure, it's not REAL death, but it feels like it. Warn others that you are in mourning with this funny blanket design for book and fiction lovers everywhere.

Rainbow Troll Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Troll Pattern Blanket

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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