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Sassy Pig Sarcasm Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 39 Sassy Pig Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give Greeting Card

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

Flaky Ass Bitch Greeting Card

Flaky Ass Bitch Greeting Card

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am Fresh Out of Advice Sarcastic Greeting Card

Sorry I am fresh out of advice but perhaps I could interest you in a sarcastic comment? Show you are one sarcastic asshole with no time for other people's problems with this design.

Parents Give Great Advice Greeting Card

Parents Give Great Advice Greeting Card

Parents give great advice on how I should run my class room - no teacher ever. Show that you do not appreciate parent's input with this funny, sassy, sarcastic design.

Floral F*** Off Greeting Card

Floral F*** Off Greeting Card

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

My Hip Hurts Greeting Card

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Pay Me Smiley Face Greeting Card

Pay Me Smiley Face Greeting Card

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Fluent in Bad Puns and Sarcasm Greeting Card

Fluent in Bad Puns and Sarcasm Greeting Card

Fluent in bad puns and sarcasm. Show that you are bilingual and sassy with this funny design.

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Greeting Card

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Greeting Card

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

When The Eatings Done so is the Fun Greeting Card

When The Eatings Done so is the Fun Greeting Card

When the eating's done, so is the fun. Show that the only part of Thanksgiving you're looking forward to is feasting on turkey, mashed potatoes, and that good, good cranberry sauce.

When the Eating's Over the Fun's Over Greeting Card

When the Eating's Over the Fun's Over Greeting Card

When the eating's over, the funs over. Show that the only part of Thanksgiving you're looking forward to is feasting on turkey, mashed potatoes, and that good, good cranberry sauce.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

If It Tickles Your Nuts Go For It Greeting Card

If It Tickles Your Nuts Go For It Greeting Card

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

Is My Teaching Interrupting you Greeting Card

Is My Teaching Interrupting you Greeting Card

I'm so sorry is my teaching interrupting you? Give your students some sass with this funny sarcastic design.

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Greeting Card

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Feral Candy Heart Greeting Card

Feral Candy Heart Greeting Card

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Barely Holding It Together Rainbow Smiley Greeting Card

Barely Holding It Together Rainbow Smiley Greeting Card

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Rated M For Milf Parody Greeting Card

Rated M For Milf Parody Greeting Card

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

Just Another Fine Day Skull Greeting Card

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Detektiv Parody Greeting Card

Detektiv Parody Greeting Card

That moment when you watch so much true crime you're now basically qualified to be a detektiv. People better be aware of you. There's no way they can get away from hiding the truth with you around!

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Partner? Greeting Card

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Greeting Card

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Greeting Card

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

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