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Sassy Pagan Ornaments

Browse our collection of 342 Sassy Pagan Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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The Pagan Party Hath Arrived Ornament

The Pagan Party Hath Arrived Ornament

The Pagan Party Hath Arrived! No matter what Sabbat is going on during the Wheel of the Year, pagans BRING THE PARTAY! When you hath arrived, the party hath started.

This Pagan Hippie Loves Yule Ornament

This Pagan Hippie Loves Yule Ornament

This Pagan Hippie Love Yule! And YOU! No hate during the winter solstice! Celebrate the birth of the sun and be merry!

Pagan Plant Parent Ornament

Pagan Plant Parent Ornament

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

Don't Mess With A Pagan Solstice Or Yule Be Sorry! Ornament

Don't Mess With A Pagan Solstice Or Yule Be Sorry! Ornament

Don't Mess With A Pagan Solstice Or Yule Be Sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations and our puns, ward off any evil doers with this wintery design.

Put the Drunken Pagan Debauchery Back into Christmas Ornament

Put the Drunken Pagan Debauchery Back into Christmas Ornament

Put the drunken Pagan debauchery back into Christmas. Christmas needs to get back to it's roots man! Celebrate the true reason for the season with this Winter Solstice inspired design.

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sometimes less is more. One word responses are just as impactful. Be sassy and cute at the same time with this adorable ornament!

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sometimes less is more. One word responses are just as impactful. Be sassy and cute at the same time with this adorable ornament!

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sometimes less is more. One word responses are just as impactful. Be sassy and cute at the same time with this adorable ornament!

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sassy Cute Animals Ornament

Sometimes less is more. One word responses are just as impactful. Be sassy and cute at the same time with this adorable ornament!

Sassy Cute Raccoon Ornament

Sassy Cute Raccoon Ornament

Sometimes less is more. One word responses are just as impactful. Be sassy and cute at the same time with this adorable ornament!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Yule Never Understand Why I Hate Christmas Ornament

Yule Never Understand Why I Hate Christmas Ornament

Yule Never Understand Why I Hate "Christmas," oh, you mean the capitalist Christian holiday stolen from pagan traditions? Yeah - that's what I thought.

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived Ornament

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived Ornament

The Devil of Debauchery Hath Arrived! When you hath arrived, the party hath started. Satanic folk always know how to party, let's indulge in some sinning like this cute Baphomet! Drink and be merry!

Garden Witch Ornament

Garden Witch Ornament

Garden Witch! This cute witchy design features a couple magical elements and potions, there are two varieties of mushrooms, the flowers of Nightshade and above it the 'Eye of Newt,' and don't forget about the crystals too! Perfect for green witches (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year Ornament

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year Ornament

Yule, The Most Wonderful Wheel of The Year! Happy witchy Winter Solstice, the best wheel of the year! Celebrate the Wiccan/pagan holiday this season with this festive design!

Have Yourself A Very Witchy Yuletide Ornament

Have Yourself A Very Witchy Yuletide Ornament

Have Yourself A Very Witchy Yuletide! Fellow pagans, witches, what have you, I hope your Winter Solstice is bright, and full of the earth's blessings.

Merry Winter Solstice Ornament

Merry Winter Solstice Ornament

Season's Greetings and bright blessings from your friendly neighborhood well-decorated witch!

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Ornament

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets Ornament

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

Blessed Yule Ornament

Blessed Yule Ornament

Celebrate the season this yule! This "Blessed Yule" design features candles, holly leaves and berries, and a pentagram. Perfect for your Pagan, Wiccan, yuletide holiday cheer!

Yule Pattern Ornament

Yule Pattern Ornament

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

Yule Always Be My Bestie Ornament

Yule Always Be My Bestie Ornament

Yule Always Be My Bestie! You know it's not a true Yule celebration without the Yule log and Mistletoe, yule know it's time to party when you see them!

Christmas Witch Ornament

Christmas Witch Ornament

Get magical this holiday with this, "Christmas Witch" Christmas design! Perfect for getting back in the pagan spirit, being magical, Christmas humor, witches, and celebrating Christmas in witchy style - Merry Witchmas!

Happy New Yule Ornament

Happy New Yule Ornament

Happy New Yule! Ring in the new year and celebrate the winter solstice all in one with this yuletide, witchy, pagan-inspired design!

Village Witch Ornament

Village Witch Ornament

Are you a witchy women handing out spells and talisman to the locals? Then this design is for you. This witchcraft inspired design features an illustration of a spooky house with a ghost coming out of the chimney along with the phase "Village Witch.

Yule Birth of the Sun Ornament

Yule Birth of the Sun Ornament

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

Seance Night, Unholy Night Ornament

Seance Night, Unholy Night Ornament

Seance Night, Unholy Night, All is calm, all is bright... get with the holiday spirits (I mean communicate) with this occult and witchy design, perfect for a medium's Christmas. The Baphomet is in the pentagram, or the Christmas wreath, and is surrounded by candles, a perfect Satanic Christmas seance!

Cute But Will Hex a Bitch Cat Ornament

Cute But Will Hex a Bitch Cat Ornament

I may be Cute, But I Will Hex a Bitch. Don't cross me or my witch cat, cuz we can hex, and charm, and remain perfectly cute.

Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit Ornament

Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit Ornament

Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit... don't test a witch, honey, we can hex.

Baphomeow Ornament

Baphomeow Ornament

All hail Baphomeow, our new guiding savpurr join our cult and serve the great abbyssal Baphomeow!

No New Clothes? I Shall Feast Yule Cat Ornament

No New Clothes? I Shall Feast Yule Cat Ornament

If you have no new clothes, then you're just a feast on the house to Jlaktturinn! If you celebrate all things Yule, then Yule love this Jlaktturinn design!

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