Sassy Pagan Introverts Coffee Mugs

My cat was right about you. Show that your cat is an excellent judge of character with this funny sassy cat owner themed design.

Believe in Bigfoot with this 22nd major arcana card of Sasquatch. Associations with this card include mystery, belief, hoaxes, struttin', and radical ghosting on society.

Sorry I can't come out this weekend, I'm sitting down for a spell, or two. Don't be afraid to say no to the next coven gathering and instead bury your nose into a good grimoire.

This coffee mug is perfect for the sassy friend who wants to let everyone know that everything's great! Get ready to never show anyone your sad because you can hide away all your emotions with this funny emoji design. Stay rad!

Leave me alone or I'll scream. Show off your sassy cicada side with this, "Cicadon't Talk To Me" insect pun design. Perfect for insect nerds and sassy springtime.

Please leave me alone. :) Thank you! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this sassy smiley face design.

Be left alone in Shakespearian style with this, "I Literary Can't With You Rn" sassy literature lover design! Perfect for basic bibliophiles, literature fans reading, reading humor, book lovers, and needing some peace and quiet!

I haven't said hello to you because I don't think you deserved it. Show people that they have done NOTHING to earn a greeting from you with this sassy floral design.

I Really Hate Sports, They are Dumb, and I Don't Care. Don't Talk To Me About Sports IDGAF. Ugh if I hear one more person talk about fall football imma lose my mind. Show off your sassy anti-sports attitude, and see if u can piss off fans as much as they piss you off, pick your matches wisely.

Introducing your new favorite excuse - "Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come" - now available on a mug! Perfectly capturing the sentiment of every awkward introvert, this sassy design is your go-to for avoiding social gatherings with style. Whether you're showing up late to a boring work meeting or dodging a friend's party, this mug has got you covered. With its witty and relatable message, you'll have everyone giggling along, even when you're not in the mood for small talk. So, grab a latte or hot tea, curl up with this hilarious mug, and embrace your inner introvert. Life doesn't always have to be a party, but with this mug, it can still be fun. Start each day with a chuckle and excuses at the ready.

I'm Checked The F*** Out, let me be lazy and introverted in peace. If this sassy hippie kitty lounging on a flower pillow captures your vibe, then keep chilling, and keep doing you baby.

Do Not Purrceive Me... Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. If this punny and sassy sphinx cat and you share the same introverted, 'don't look at me', attitude, then this is the look for you!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

You can be a sparkling dream horse AND a stabby shank stallion at the same time, you know. Be ethereal AND real with this funny stabby unicorn design!

Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Don't hiss me off bud, I'll bite ya good! If you ain't nothing to ef with this funny, sassy snake design is for you!

I Really Can Not Even With These Bitches Lately. I can't. Show off your introvert swag with this graffiti design!

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

trying to tell me what to do is like trying to teach a dog to meow. In other words, it's never gonna happen! I do what i want, when I want, and there's nothing you can do about it! I Obey only myself!

Show off you sassy and shy side with this introvert pride, social anxiety inspired, leave me alone coffee mug! Forget your social obligations and being forced to talk to people. Just show this shirt off and people will definitely get the hint!

Show off you sassy and shy side with this introvert pride, social anxiety inspired, leave me alone coffee mug! Forget your social obligations and being forced to talk to people. Just show this shirt off and let people know you are maxed out and you just can't even.

Show off your hatred of adulthood with this sassy, simple text tee, anti-responsibility, never grow up coffee mug! Life's a struggle when you're an introverted girl living in an extroverted world!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...

ABXY R U Talking to Me? I'm gaming rn, plz, I wan't zero social interaction unless it's with an NPC. abxy r u talking to me?

The simple answer to your question or statement is simply, "I don't wanna." Peridot.

I only want to spend time with me, myself, and me-ow! Feel empowered in your purrsonal preference with this introverted kitty design.

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.