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Browse our collection of 30 Sassy Mother Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Rated M For Milf Parody Blanket
Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!
Chick Off The Old Bawk Blanket
Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.
Teamat Blanket
Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.
Floral Penis Pattern Pink Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Purple Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket
Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.
Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket
Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.
Fight Me You Trash Blanket
Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!
Eggstra Blanket
I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.
I Hate Everyone & Pants Blanket
I hate everyone and you can too. Let everyone know how you feel about the human race AND pants with this sassy I Hate Everyone design!
I Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face Blanket
If you suffer from acute bitchy resting face, this design may be the key to spreading awareness. Show your awareness for bitchy resting face with this sassy design.
Flicky Frog Blanket
This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!
F*** The Mornings Blanket
Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!
Snail With Knife Blanket
Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!
Go F*** Your Selfie Blanket
You and your backwards facing camera can go to hell. No one wants to see your duck-face and dirty bathroom mirror.
Be Legen-dairy Blanket
Bring out your confidence like this cow queen and be utterly unapologetic about it! Be a legend!
Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket
Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.
My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket
What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.
Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket
All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.
Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket
This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket
Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!
Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket
Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.
The Feline Urge To Create Chaos Blanket
Something deep within every cat is the burning desire to destroy order and create chaos. Harness the feline urge to create chaos with this ominous cat design!
I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket
SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.
Tsundere Sheep Blanket
Tch! I-it's NOT like... I LIKE EWE, BAAHKA!! Haphazardly hide the feelings towards your crush with this funny anime sheep that isn't fooling anyone.
Rated M For Mind Yo Business Parody Blanket
Sometimes people just need to be reminded to worry about themselves. If you need a message to emphasize that, then this esrb inspired rating is made just for you!
Rated B For BITCH Parody Blanket
Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!
The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket
Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!
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