Sassy Humor Introvert Garden Flags

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

I only want to spend time with me, myself, and me-ow! Feel empowered in your purrsonal preference with this introverted kitty design.

Obsess over true crime and investigations with this "If It Involves True Crime, Investigations, Documentaries, Or Murder Mysteries Count Me In" design! Perfect for watching documentaries, loving murder mysteries, watching TV and Netflix crime shows!

When the vibe is "None, nope, nevermind" and you dissociate on outta there this funny blank staring emoji is for you.

When the vibe is "None, nope, nevermind" and you dissociate on outta there this funny blank staring emoji is for you.

Are you the kind of person who loves to spend their time in the garden but doesn't want to be bothered by nosy neighbors or unwanted visitors? Our "Sorry, I'm Not Accepting Visitors Today. Or Any Day Really" garden flag is the perfect addition to your outdoor oasis. Made for those who value their privacy and solitude, this flag sends a clear message to anyone who may be contemplating a visit. It's a humorous way to keep intruders at bay while showcasing your playful personality. Crafted with the finest materials, this garden flag is built to withstand the outdoor elements while keeping its vibrant colors intact. Measuring x inches, it's compact enough to fit on any standard size garden flagpole, and its eye-catching print will make it easy to spot from afar. Whether you're into gardening, sunbathing, or just relaxing in your own company, this flag is a must-have for anyone who refuses to entertain unwelcome visitors. So go ahead and indulge in the serenity of your garden without worrying about interruptions - this flag has got you covered!

Sometimes you don't have the big dick energy sometimes you need to keep it average and low-key. We can't all be alpha's so show some trendy humor in this "Average Dick Energy" design, and exude your beta energy proudly.