Sassy Girl Anxiety Socks

Girls like this that get it, get it. Girls that don't, don't.

Not a girl, not a boy, just anxious. Show off your arbitrary gender and all consuming crippling anxiety with this funny, anxious gender checklist. Perfect for having anxiety, being gender non-conforming, and normalizing talking about mental health.

This sassy design is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry, I'm late I didn't want to come.

I'm hungry and anxious, please Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Valid :). Show off your hunger and humorous insecurity with this funny validation design! Perfect for feeling sassy and self doubt!

Seriously, I'm at my f*cking limit. :) Show off your frustration with life with this sassy smiley face design. Perfect for being tired, fed up, and at your limit.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Momxiety, a special type of anxiety for moms! Show off your stressed mom life with this, "I Have Momxiety" anxious humor design.

I'm soft and nervous! Show off your animal anxiety with this, "Anxious Alpaca" alpaca, llama design!. Perfect for dealing with anxiety, animal humor, and anxious jokes.

More stressed than blessed, so give me some space! Show off your stress level with this funny, "Too Stressed To Be Blessed" parody design! Perfect for when you're stressed, anxious, awkward, and dark humor!

Yeah, sure I like people. Get your energy back and show off your introversion with this "I Like People When I'm Not Around Them" sassy design! Perfect for staying home, social anxiety, and being comfortable and content alone.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

I was social distancing before social distancing was a thing! Stay at home order? so basically just keep doing the same old, same old? sure thing!

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Level of stress: screaming raccoon. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" raccoon design. Perfect for raccoon memes, raccoon jokes, and needing some space!

Being on time is hard when you really don't want to get out of bed, put pants on, and be social. Let your friends know exactly why you are late with these hilarious, sassy, lazy socks! Perfect for avoiding parties, or even running late to job interviews!

Neverending social anxiety is my cardio! You can burn a lot of calories constantly suffering from social anxiety. Let the world know how you stay in shape with these funny and sassy, social anxiety, introvert socks.

Are you feeling overwhelmed and a little bit sassy? Say it loud and proud with our Stressed Opossum socks! These socks are perfect for when you're feeling like a screaming opossum and need some space to deal with life's stressors. With its quirky and funny design, these socks are not only functional but also a conversation starter. Show off your love for possum memes and possum jokes while still managing to look stylish. Whether you're a fan of these adorable little critters or just love making a statement with your fashion choices, our Stressed Opossum socks are the perfect addition to your sock drawer. Wear them around the house or out and about to let everyone know that you're not to be messed with! So, go ahead and slip these socks on, take a deep breath, and let yourself unwind you deserve it.