Sassy Chickensocks Self Deprecating Tank Tops

Keep your overly optimistic outlook away from me today. Show off your self-deprecating sass with this, "Bad Vibes Only" sassy design! Perfect for being in a bad mood, dark humor, and being left alone. leave me alone bad vibes only.

Keep your overly optimistic outlook away from me today. Show off your self-deprecating sass with this, "Bad Vibes Only" sassy design! Perfect for being in a bad mood, dark humor, and being left alone. leave me alone bad vibes only.

Show off your sassy side with this hilarious, psychic inspired, crystal ball, IDGAF, no F***s given shirt! Let the world know that you are totally over it and you do not care AT ALL.

Introducing our newest tee product, the Back & Body Hurts Parody! This hilarious and relatable design is perfect for anyone who's ever had to deal with the aches and pains of aging. With a clever logo parody, this tee is sure to garner attention and laughs wherever you go. Whether you suffer from chronic pain or just need a reminder that you're not alone in your struggles, this tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. It's also an excellent gift for the friend or family member who's always complaining about their back or joints. So why not embrace your human flesh prison and sport this witty tee? Trust us, your back (and sense of humor) will thank you!

Show off your poetic existentialism with this funny, "Rose Are Red, Romance Is Dead, Everyday I Suffer From Existential Dread" self deprecating design! Perfect for dark humor, funny poems, and having an existential crisis!

Show off your poetic existentialism with this funny, "Rose Are Red, Romance Is Dead, Everyday I Suffer From Existential Dread" self deprecating design! Perfect for dark humor, funny poems, and having an existential crisis!

Just out here being over-educated, under-loved trash! Show off your trashy, sassy attitude with this, "Over-educated Under-loved Trash" opossum design! Perfect for being a lonely, millennial, garbage animal!

Just out here being over-educated, under-loved trash! Show off your trashy, sassy attitude with this, "Over-educated Under-loved Trash" opossum design! Perfect for being a lonely, millennial, garbage animal!

Just out here being over-educated, under-loved trash! Show off your trashy, sassy attitude with this, "Over-educated Under-loved Trash" raccoon design! Perfect for being a lonely, millennial, garbage animal!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Existence is pain, and now you know! Learn the true meaning of existing with this sassy, funny, self deprecating design.

Existence is pain, and now you know! Learn the true meaning of existing with this sassy, funny, self deprecating design.

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Not feeling very Live, Laugh, Love. I'm feeling more Die, Cry, Hate! Give off the exact opposite of Live, Laugh, Love with this funny and sassy design.

Just letting you know, my bad habits will carry on into the New Year. If you don't see the point in making changes or resolutions in the New Year, show it off with this sassy design.

Just letting you know, my bad habits will carry on into the New Year. If you don't see the point in making changes or resolutions in the New Year, show it off with this sassy design.

In alien language WAP means : Why Am I On This Planet? Beam yourself off of the planet with this funny, alien, WAP parody shirt design!

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Show the world your apathetic, sassy sadness with this, "I Like Being Miserable" Lurch quote! Perfect for embracing your feelings, season depression, dark humor, Addams Family fans, and being cool with being miserable!

Show the world your apathetic, sassy sadness with this, "I Like Being Miserable" Lurch quote! Perfect for embracing your feelings, season depression, dark humor, Addams Family fans, and being cool with being miserable!

Show off your sense of humor with this funny, self-deprecating, emotionally unstable humor shirt! Let all those boys and girls know that you are not emotionally available and that they should probably try again later.

Show off your sense of humor with this funny, self-deprecating, emotionally unstable humor shirt! Let all those boys and girls know that you are not emotionally available and that they should probably try again later.

Show off your sense of humor with this funny, self-deprecating, emotionally unstable humor shirt! Let all those boys and girls know that you are not emotionally available and that they should probably try again later.

Lactose Intolerant Evil Feminist Slut. Yup that's me. Sassy, sarcastic, slutty, and definitely needs to avoid dairy...at all costs. This cute pink cow pattern design is perfect for confident baddies with stomach issues, which may or may not be correlated...