Sassy Chickensocks Go Away Coffee Mugs

Flamingos don't have time for your basic ways. They are too gorgeous to deal with haters. Tell the haters off with this funny and sassy, flamingo coffee mug!

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Look buddy does it LOOK like I car? I don't give a HONK. Don't let the world slow you down with this funny sassy car pun that doesn't care what other cars have to say or think about it.

F*** off into the forest not giving a damn what other people think! This sassy unicorn design is perfect for the magical beast who doesn't have any tolerance for bullshit.

Go away and leave me alone with this funny, "Goat Away" goat pun, sassy animal design! Perfect for goat memes, goat jokes, avoiding people, and not being messed with!

Introducing the latest addition to your petty wardrobe, the Blow Me Dandelion mug! With this sassy and hilarious design, you'll have the perfect way to tell the annoying people in your life to buzz off. Featuring a colorful and lifelike dandelion alongside the famous "Blow Me" phrase, you can show off your sarcastic side to the world. Whether you're enjoying your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or nighttime hot cocoa, this mug will be sure to put a smile on your face and make you feel empowered. It's the ultimate gift for any friend who needs a little extra oomph in standing up for themselves or just loves to add some snarky humor to their life. So go ahead, embrace your sass and let this Blow Me Dandelion mug speak for you!

Sometimes there's special people you run into that you just don't get a good vibe from. Own it with this sassy repulsed mushroom design!

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

It doesn't matter how many times you hear it, NFTs make no actual sense and get extremely annoying to hear about with shocking speed. Make your life a no NFT zone with this funny vintage inspired design.

Pre-emptively curve off interactions with this introvert design that says you appreciate it when people leave you be.

will you CHEESE leave me alone? I'm feelin' crusty today, and don't have time for your saucy attitude. let people know they should keep their distance with this funny calzone pun!

Protect your sweet stabby boi with this funny cactus design- perfect for the very enthusiastic and concerned plant parent looking to ensure the livelyhood of their houseplants!

You're the prince of demons in and you're not taking anyone's shit. Tell people to leave you alone with this, "Demogor-GO AWAY" demogorgon Dungeons and Dragons parody design! Perfect for being sassy, nerdy, and chaotic evil.