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Sassy Funny Blankets
Browse our collection of 23 Sassy Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Merry Christmas Bitches Blanket
Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.
Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket
Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.
Fight Me You Trash Blanket
Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!
Eggstra Blanket
I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.
I Hate Everyone & Pants Blanket
I hate everyone and you can too. Let everyone know how you feel about the human race AND pants with this sassy I Hate Everyone design!
I Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face Blanket
If you suffer from acute bitchy resting face, this design may be the key to spreading awareness. Show your awareness for bitchy resting face with this sassy design.
Flicky Frog Blanket
This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!
F*** The Mornings Blanket
Mornings just suck. F*** the mornings, no one likes them. If you agree then this sassy Buttercup parody design is for you!
Snail With Knife Blanket
Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this funny, cute snail with a knife design!
Go F*** Your Selfie Blanket
You and your backwards facing camera can go to hell. No one wants to see your duck-face and dirty bathroom mirror.
Be Legen-dairy Blanket
Bring out your confidence like this cow queen and be utterly unapologetic about it! Be a legend!
Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket
Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.
My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket
What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.
Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket
All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.
Don't Make Me Powerwash You Blanket
This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!
Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket
Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.
Rated M For Milf Parody Blanket
Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!
The Feline Urge To Create Chaos Blanket
Something deep within every cat is the burning desire to destroy order and create chaos. Harness the feline urge to create chaos with this ominous cat design!
I Support Women's Rights AND Women's Wrongs <3 Blanket
SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this funny ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.
Tsundere Sheep Blanket
Tch! I-it's NOT like... I LIKE EWE, BAAHKA!! Haphazardly hide the feelings towards your crush with this funny anime sheep that isn't fooling anyone.
Rated M For Mind Yo Business Parody Blanket
Sometimes people just need to be reminded to worry about themselves. If you need a message to emphasize that, then this esrb inspired rating is made just for you!
Rated B For BITCH Parody Blanket
Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!
The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Blanket
Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!
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