Sass Anxiety Tank Tops

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

The one I have is old and used. It's creaky, it hurts, my back is twisted, my knees are grinding, and my jaw pops. I would like to exchange it if possible, please and thank you.

The one I have is old and used. It's creaky, it hurts, my back is twisted, my knees are grinding, and my jaw pops. I would like to exchange it if possible, please and thank you.

I was social distancing before social distancing was a thing! Stay at home order? so basically just keep doing the same old, same old? sure thing!

I was social distancing before social distancing was a thing! Stay at home order? so basically just keep doing the same old, same old? sure thing!

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

We all saw the Depressive Episode of Life. It wasn't great, there was a lot of tears, and sometimes we didn't even know why there was crying to begin with! But, we've all lived with it, and we moved on.

We all saw the Depressive Episode of Life. It wasn't great, there was a lot of tears, and sometimes we didn't even know why there was crying to begin with! But, we've all lived with it, and we moved on.

I don't care if you can read it from across the room, you're still too close. Maybe you should just leave, please get out of my sight. I have coffee to drink and social distancing to do.

I don't care if you can read it from across the room, you're still too close. Maybe you should just leave, please get out of my sight. I have coffee to drink and social distancing to do.

I have never heard of this mental stability that you speak of. You mean to say people AREN'T constantly riddled with anxiety and stress on a 24/7 basis? Wow, that's strange....

I have never heard of this mental stability that you speak of. You mean to say people AREN'T constantly riddled with anxiety and stress on a 24/7 basis? Wow, that's strange....

Probably the truest of statements for anyone who works Customer Service. This smile isn't for you, it's the only thing concealing my desire to punch the next person who treats me as a lesser being. You ain't special, hunny.

Probably the truest of statements for anyone who works Customer Service. This smile isn't for you, it's the only thing concealing my desire to punch the next person who treats me as a lesser being. You ain't special, hunny.

Get ready to turn heads and make a bold statement with our "More Cats Less People" t-shirt. This is the perfect t-shirt for all the cat lovers out there who would rather spend their day cuddled up with their feline friends than socializing. Who needs people when you have the purrfect companion by your side? Our t-shirt is made for all the introverted, socially-awkward individuals who feel more comfortable in the company of their furry four-legged friends. This tee is sure to grab attention and start conversations, making it an ideal conversation starter at any cat lover's meeting, adoption event, or even at a coffee shop. It's also excellent for gifting to fellow cat enthusiasts. Soft and comfortable, our t-shirt is made to fit all sizes and can be worn for any casual occasion. With its witty message, you're sure to turn some heads and maybe even inspire others to live life on their own terms, surrounded by the company of their feline friends.

Wake up and say it loud with the "I Eat Pancakes For Breakfast" t-shirt! This shirt proves that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and nothing is better than sweet, fluffy pancakes to start it off right. You'll be serving up a side of sass with your breakfast as you remind everyone that you fuel up for the day ahead with confidence and determination. With the perfect mix of humor and boldness, this shirt is sure to make a statement wherever you go. Say bye-bye to stress and anxiety, and hello to the best breakfast ever! Whether you're sitting down to a big stack of pancakes or just showing off your breakfast preferences, this shirt is a must-have for any foodie or breakfast lover. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your syrup and dig in! Add this shirt to your collection and show off your love for pancakes and your sense of humor all in one.