Safe Sex Funny Coffee Mugs

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat Cake. Show your love for cake and not getting kidnapped with this funny quote design.

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this not suggestive at ALL cup of coffee being filled with creamer! Okay, maybe its a little suggestive, or a lot suggestive.

Introducing our hilarious and scandalous mug collection featuring the Penis Pastries Pattern. This mischievous design showcases a smorgasbord of classic bakery treats, but with a risqu twist that might just make you blush. Imagine sipping your morning coffee or tea from this cheeky mug and watching your co-workers do a double-take. With our Penis Pastries Pattern mug, you can keep up the innuendo all day long. Whether you're gifting it to your closest friend or using it to spice up your own kitchen cupboard, this mug is sure to make a statement. Who knew pastry could be so provocative? So, why settle for boring mugs when you can start your day off with a dose of laughter and a side of sweets? Indulge in our Penis Pastries Pattern mug today, and let the fun begin!

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You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this funny cowboy themed design!

If your obsession with tacos is as insatiable and you're having a good time with it, this funny tachoe design is perfect for your sex positive and taco positive mindset.

B*tch, don't kill my vibe! Show your love in lewd style with this punny vibrator design!

In order to achieve this result the recipe calls for an egg, a sperm, and baking time of about 9 months. Pretty easy!

Haha yeah I like to hoe around ;) Get all your gardening done with this cheeky design perfect for friends of plants.

Better check your vibes before you wreck your vibes, sweetie. Show your love in lewd style with this vibe check vibrator!

Why wait for dry land? There's an ocean of lovin' out there for a not-so-lonely pirate!

There's nothing like the sensual feeling of silky locks sliding through your... bristles. Mmmhmmm. Put that foamy goop on there.

Introducing the ultimate tongue-in-cheek mug: "Popsicle Penises". This unique and cheeky design is perfect for those who love to add a little spice to their morning brew. With its playful imagery, this mug is sure to raise a few eyebrows and start a conversation. The "Popsicle Penises" title is a playful nod to an adult treat with a twist! So, if you're looking for a mug that's guaranteed to add a little humor to your day, then look no further! This mug is also a great gift for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or even as a fun gag gift for a friend. Get your hands on this quirky "Popsicle Penises" mug and get ready for some laughs and raised eyebrows!

Imagine this; you, F***in right outta here! Keep it sassy, sparkly, and colorful with this ironic F*** off in front of a beautiful rainbow illuminated sky.

If you LOVE Cumming (Georgia), this design is meant for you! Show off your state pride with this suggestive, misleading tee design that's sure to turn a few heads.

You know I love that sweet, creamy, white filling. Perfect for an after dinner treat.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that space is full of celestial hotties in implausibly suggestive space suits.

Oh yeah! This hentai inspired design is sure to get the room a little hot... or at least, make it hilariously awkward. whether you're in it for the cringe or for the sexiness, this is the perfect design for you!

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

If someone ever asks you what your weekend plan looks like, just show them this design. A picture speaks a thousand words, that's for sure.

Everyday I come out here squating and thoting and that's good enough for me. Get your work out in with this cheeky design!

Who's ready for hot apple pie, you know what I'm saying? You know what you're into, don't try to act innocent. Thankfully there's a mug just for you to let all your friends know just how weird you are.

Who's ready for hot apple pie, you know what I'm saying? You know what you're into, don't try to act innocent. Thankfully there's a mug just for you to let all your friends know just how weird you are.

Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Ideal for making sure people know that you are no one to be trifled with! Silence is golden, and so are cats!

aye bud you know what, you can take your attitude and your problems and eat my wet slimy butt. Take no shit with this funny (and rude) smiling frog design!

Stay safe and peaceful at the protest with this funny parody design- perfect for getting in the streets, standing up for equal rights, ending systemic racism, fighting capitalism, urging people to care about climate change, or whatever other centuries long human rights battle that still needs to be fought. panic!

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

Looking for a mug that'll have your friends in splits? Look no further than "Fill Me Daddy"! This mug features a picture of a delicious donut that's being filled up with some sweet, sweet cream from a piping bag - perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor! And the best part? This mug is guaranteed to never get lost in a crowd - it's so unique that it'll always stand out from the rest! So if you're looking for a funny and quirky mug that's perfect for drinking your morning coffee or tea, look no further than "Fill Me Daddy". Get it now and unleash your inner comedian!

Introducing our newest addition to your morning cup of Joe ritual - The Pilot Of This Hot Mess Coffee Mug. This quirky mug is the perfect companion for all those who believe in light-hearted humor. With its bold black letters, this mug commands attention and is sure to spark conversations among friends and co-workers. Whether you're an actual pilot or just trying to navigate through life, this mug speaks for all who are in control of their own destiny. Made with high-quality materials, this mug is durable and dishwasher safe, making it easy to clean and maintain. Its standard size makes it the perfect choice for a steaming cup of coffee, tea or hot cocoa. With its engaging message, this mug can make your mornings more fun and can be an excellent addition to your desk at work or at home. So, make your mornings more interesting and wake up with a smile on your face every day with The Pilot Of This Hot Mess Coffee Mug! coffee mugs mom dad kids parenting babysitter baby novelty item.