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Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

There's no time for gender we have DnD to play! Show off your love of Dungeons & Dragons and crush gender stereotypes with this nerdy, "Who Needs Gender Rolls When We Could Have Initiative Rolls" D20 dice design!

Famous words by everyone's favorite science guy reminds us there is an opportunity to learn everywhere we go. So take after Bill and get out there and learn something because "Everyone You Will Ever Meet Knows Something You Don't".

Show some appreciation for the most important scientist in your life! He taught us all about the properties of matter, space, and time; Bill Nye is the best, who cares about the rest, remind everyone you know of that with this funny coffee mug, a perfect gift for the geek in you!

See the signs all around you. BAD WOLF! Call the doctor and get in the Tardis because trouble is about to start. Be the companion you always wanted to be with this design.

You're not from this planet so let everyone know why you love UFOs is because you're secretly an alien with this nerdy design that says "No One Knows I'm Actually An Alien".

Show your love for cats and everyone's favorite fictional feminist action heroines with this Mad Max parody mug. This cat parody coffee mug features an illustration of cats dressed as Splendid, Capable, Cheedo, The Dag, Toast and the phrase "We Are Not Things.

I have a knitting needle and I know how to use it!! And I don't mean using it to make a scarf! go ahead, call the police, I don't give a knit.

Get cozy and wander around in your imagination with this funny Tolkien parody, perfect for social distancing with some healthy hobbies and activities like reading, meditating, knitting, playing board games, drawing, writing, taking care of plants- anything, really!

Get geared up for your campaign with this, "We Roll Together" Dungeons and Dragons design! Perfect for repping your D&D campaign, role playing, table top gamers, and nerdy friends!

Arm yourself with knowledge and coffee with this book lovers themed coffee mug. This sassy coffee mug features an illustration of a skull and flowers on an open book and the phrase "Women who read are dangerous.

Being adorable isn't just a way of life, it's a state of being, and it is eternal. Show off your eternal cuteness with this kawaii tombstone style mug, from the cradle to the grave, from the womb to the tomb, kawaii forever. Your friends you went through the weeaboo phase with, those are the strongest bonds that can be formed, remind yourself of that with this cute funny anime mug!

Carl Sagan wants you to party in the cosmos because he's all about that space. Show off your science nerd side with this astronomy parody shirt that says "I'm All About That Space 'Bout That Space" with everyone's favorite astrophysicist, Carl Sagan.

No matter what you like to read, everyone can agree that nothing is better for arming yourself intellectually than spending time with a good book, doing some research, or just browsing the library. And in this patriarchal society, you gotta do what you can, so show it off with this literary feminist coffee mug!

All We Want are Some Books & Butts! Or butts with books, whichever order, or in this case, butt shaped books! You may notice that instead of being on the shelf, these books HAVE the shelf (booty)! Turn pages and heads with this funny booty and book loving design!

None of this matters if we ignore climate change! It's true, our beloved earth is set to expire, and soon, if we don't acknowledge climate change and take steps towards preventing it, the world will take us out with it.

What do we want? Evidence based science! When do we want it? After peer review! March for science and defend it's data and facts against the alternative ones! Support science and march with this science protest coffee mug!

If it's precious to you, you REALLY shouldn't put the ring on it. Avoid the fires of Mount Doom with this funny parody design, perfect for protecting your fellowship from a horde of Orcs, or worse!

Name a more iconic duo than serotonin and dopamine, I'll wait. This science-based design is perfect for fans of science and psychology!

Money is canceled we deal in Tarantulas now. Our economic landscape has changed and Tarantulas are our new currency. Show that you're excited about our new arachnid driven economy with this design.

Bob knew BASIC, he was a sweetie and a real hero at the end of the day! He was too pure for this world. Show off your love for Mr. Easy Peasy himself, our hero Bob Newby, with this cute and nerdy coffee mug!

Tell people with this coffee mug if they don't know anything about Doctor Who they need to get out of here because a sci fi nerd like you wants nothing to do with those dummies who aren't deep into the fandom. If you can't tell which incarnation of the Doctor is which you need to shut up because not even the TARDIS can translate you stupidity.

For those space fans who dream of exploring the cosmos there is this space design based on the quote from the great Carl Sagan. perfect for anyone into space and science.

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

The wise Baby Yoda knows the importance of keeping social distance. Keep people informed while loving this Mandalorian cutie. Perfect for loving star wars and being a public service to others.

Celebrate space exploration and the launch of the NASA Mars rover, Perseverance, making its way to land on Mars! Perfect for space lovers, science nerds, and making new discoveries!

aters have some awful things to say. You know why though? It's because their jealous of you. When you go to parties looking kawaii as hell, they just wish they could be you. You're waaaaay to Kawaii for that. Flaunt you're otaku lifestyle no matter where you go! Stay cute in this weeaboo cat shirt!

Kirby might look cute and cuddly, but don't be fooled by his innocent exterior! This tough little guy isn't afraid to dish out some serious hurt if you cross him. "Mess With The Kirby, You Get The Hurty" is the perfect mug for anyone who knows not to mess with this pink powerhouse. Whether you're a die-hard Kirby fan or just looking for a cool and quirky addition to your mug collection, this product is sure to pack a punch. With its eye-catching design and hilarious slogan, you'll want to show off your new mug to everyone you know. So, next time you're feeling a little feisty, grab your "Mess With The Kirby, You Get The Hurty" mug and get ready to take on the world - Kirby style!

All DM's have one player like this - the bard who tries to seduce anything that breaths! Dragons, npc's, bosses, gelatinous cubes, you name it! For those seductive bards out there - this design is for you!

All DM's have one player like this - the bard who tries to seduce anything that breaths! Dragons, npc's, bosses, gelatinous cubes, you name it! For those seductive bards out there - this design is for you!