Retrowave Unisex Long Sleeve Anxiety Tank Tops

Scream at own ass until you travel back in time with this funny retrowave possum design thats sure to be a timeless, relatable classic.

Introducing our latest masterpiece, the Screaming Retrowave Possum tee, the perfect addition to your wardrobe if you're a fan of retro-inspired designs. This edgy and hilarious possum design features vibrant neon colors and a cheeky expression that's sure to turn heads. Imagine yourself traveling back in time, screaming at your ass to get where you need to go, all while looking fabulous in this tee. Don't be afraid to stand out from the crowd with this unique and eye-catching design. The Screaming Retrowave Possum tee is a must-have for anyone who loves to rock a daring and playful look. Great for casual outings with friends or as a statement piece for any occasion, this tee is made for the cool and the daring. Order yours now and be ready to scream your way into the spotlight with this unforgettable tee.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

If you're ace and anxious, you need a shirt that can keep up with your moods. Enter "Ace And Anxious", the perfect design for anyone on the asexual spectrum who deals with anxiety. Whether you're ace and proud, part of the LGBTQ+ community, or just love a good pun, this design is a must-have. With bold, block letters and a touch of humor, it's a statement piece that's also relatable. You don't have to pretend to be cool, calm, and collected all the time - embrace your anxious side, too! So why not wear your heart on your sleeve, or at least your chest? The racerback style is perfect for summer days or layering under a cozy cardigan. Plus, this design is a great conversation starter, letting you connect with fellow aces and anxiety sufferers alike. Order yours today and let the world know you're ace and anxious!

Show off your self-deprecating humor with this funny but sad, stressed but well dressed, oh yes I'm a mess shirt! Wear your emotions on your sleeves and learn to laugh at yourself with this scribbly design!

Show off your self-deprecating humor with this funny but sad, stressed but well dressed, oh yes I'm a mess shirt! Wear your emotions on your sleeves and learn to laugh at yourself with this scribbly design!

Show off your self-deprecating humor with this funny but sad, stressed but well dressed, oh yes I'm a mess shirt! Wear your emotions on your sleeves and learn to laugh at yourself with this scribbly design!

AHAHAHA YEAAAAH PARRRTTYYYY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON OH GOD SEND HELP. Sometimes things can be chaotic in life, and you've got no choice but to go with the flow, all while smiling in what could be best described as a potent mix of excitement and absolute terror. Wear your anxiety on your sleeve (or at least your torso) and rep your awkward pride with this funny ironic shirt.

AHAHAHA YEAAAAH PARRRTTYYYY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON OH GOD SEND HELP. Sometimes things can be chaotic in life, and you've got no choice but to go with the flow, all while smiling in what could be best described as a potent mix of excitement and absolute terror. Wear your anxiety on your sleeve (or at least your torso) and rep your awkward pride with this funny ironic shirt.

AHAHAHA YEAAAAH PARRRTTYYYY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON OH GOD SEND HELP. Sometimes things can be chaotic in life, and you've got no choice but to go with the flow, all while smiling in what could be best described as a potent mix of excitement and absolute terror. Wear your anxiety on your sleeve (or at least your torso) and rep your awkward pride with this funny ironic shirt.

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

Are you tired of feeling frazzled every time anxiety strikes? Let this shirt be a reminder to take a deep breath and embrace your inner opossum. With a nod to the classic song, "My Neck, My Back," this tee cleverly pairs humor with mental health awareness. Whether you're dealing with a panic attack or simply feeling overwhelmed, the phrase "My neck, my back, my anxiety attack" is sure to inspire a chuckle while also acknowledging the seriousness of the issue. And let's not forget about the adorable opossum perched atop the lettering - his wide, panicked eyes perfectly capturing the essence of anxiety. This tee is a must-have for anyone who wants to wear their heart (and mental state) on their sleeve. So go ahead, slip on this shirt and show the world that you're not afraid to embrace your inner opossum.

Introducing the Full of Anxiety t-shirt! You know those days where you just can't shake the feeling of dread? Well, this shirt is for those days, and any others when you need a laugh! It's perfect for that quick trip to the store where you don't want to talk to anyone or that Zoom meeting where you have to pretend everything is fine. Let's face it, we're all stuffed with anxiety, so why not wear it on your sleeve, or at least your chest? This shirt comes with a funny message that will surely make everyone's day. Don't let anxiety get the best of you, take control and wear it with pride! Grab one today, and let this shirt be your stress reliever!

Be as happy as a frog on a lilly pad in a swamp full of flies. It's okay to just sit and exist sometimes. Your body needs to rest from time to time after a long day of hopping around!

My what a glorious day! Perfect for staying the hell inside and watching Netflix between long, coma-like naps. Whether or not it's summer, when you're not feelin it' you're not feelin' it, so grab this ironic lazy shirt and relax. Hit that couch and enter cryogenic sleep mode. (Cats and pizza are optional accessories.

My what a glorious day! Perfect for staying the hell inside and watching Netflix between long, coma-like naps. Whether or not it's summer, when you're not feelin it' you're not feelin' it, so grab this ironic lazy shirt and relax. Hit that couch and enter cryogenic sleep mode. (Cats and pizza are optional accessories.

My what a glorious day! Perfect for staying the hell inside and watching Netflix between long, coma-like naps. Whether or not it's summer, when you're not feelin it' you're not feelin' it, so grab this ironic lazy shirt and relax. Hit that couch and enter cryogenic sleep mode. (Cats and pizza are optional accessories.

Introducing our latest tee for those who wear their anxiety on their sleeve: "I May Be Anxious, But At Least I'm Also Detail-oriented." Boldly proclaim your unique strengths with this one-of-a-kind design that understands the struggles of overthinkers and perfectionists. Featuring a clean and simple design, the message speaks volumes, reminding us that although anxiety can weigh us down, it can fuel our attention to detail and push us towards our goals. Gone are the days of feeling ashamed or embarrassed about your constant worry and stress. Now you can wear it loud and proud, with this empowering statement tee. Whether you're a chronic over-thinker, perfectionist, or just someone who values detail-oriented work, this shirt is perfect for you. Don't settle for less; choose a shirt that truly represents who you are, and show the world that anxiety doesn't define you but rather strengthens you. anxiety overthinking mental health detail-oriented stress worry nervous perfectionist introspective thoughtful sensitive mindful introvert self-awareness self-care self-improvement mental wellness anxious thoughts coping mechanisms anxiety shirt.

Get ready to snack and muse like never before with our new Filled with Donuts and Existential Bread tee! This funky and one-of-a-kind t-shirt is a perfect reflection of your exquisite taste in humor and your culinary cravings. Our smiling donut mascot and witty phrase remind us all that even when life throws us lemons or stale bread, donuts can always comfort and satisfy us. With this shirt on, you'll radiate confidence and a love for life's simple pleasures. Wear it to work, class, your favorite cafe or even on a first date to make a lasting impression. It also makes for a great gift for foodies, writers or anyone seeking a bit of comfort and philosophical reflection. So why settle for boring blank tees when you can wear your heart and humor on your sleeve (or in this case, chest)? Get your Filled with Donuts and Existential Bread tee today and embrace your love for delicious flavors and quirky thoughts!

If your heart rate spikes just thinking about a social gathering, this tee is for you! With the "Neverending Social Anxiety Is My Cardio" shirt, you can embrace your introverted tendencies and show off your sense of humor at the same time. It's perfect for anyone who feels like they're constantly sweating through social situations, or who loves a good pun. You don't have to hit the gym to get your daily exercise when every conversation feels like running a marathon. So slip on this shirt and let everyone know that you're in tip-top shape thanks to neverending social anxiety. Whether you wear it to work, out with friends, or just around the house, this tee is sure to be a conversation starter. It's a great gift for your introverted friends, or for yourself as a reminder that you're not alone in your struggle. Plus, it's a lot cheaper than a gym membership. So why not wear your social anxiety on your sleeve (or chest) and get some laughs while you're at it?

Introducing our Social Anxiety Rainbow shirt -- the perfect product for those of us who are a little shy, awkward, and introverted. Don't worry, you're not alone! This tee will help you show off your unique personality while embracing your social anxiety with a lighthearted and humorous twist. With a vibrant rainbow graphic, you'll add a pop of color and fun to your wardrobe that'll never go out of style. So go ahead, wear your heart on your sleeve (or your anxiety on your chest) and let the world know that you're proud to be quirky! Whether you're feeling nervous at a party or struggling with small talk, remember to embrace your Social Anxiety Rainbow and smile -- because life is too short to not laugh at ourselves sometimes. Trust us, it's worth it!

Introducing our newest tee, "Now That's What I Call Anxiety" - a must-have for all the worrywarts out there! This tee is the perfect ode to all the classic hits that come with anxiety - from the incessant restlessness to the overwhelming sense of doom - it's all there! With its witty tagline and fun font, this tee is sure to spark conversations wherever you go. It's a great way to connect with fellow anxiety-sufferers and show the world that anxiety is a real and common struggle. Whether you're dealing with it yourself or know someone who is, this tee is a great conversation starter and reminder that self-care is key. So don't miss out on this tee - it's a wardrobe essential for anyone going through the ups and downs of anxiety!

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Looking for a t-shirt that perfectly represents your latest hyperfixation? Look no further than our "Ask me about my latest hyperfixation" tee! With this unique design, you can embrace your passions and celebrate your neurodiversity in style. Whether you're obsessed with a particular show, movie, or hobby, this tee is the perfect way to show off your interests and connect with fellow hyperfixation enthusiasts. And with its comfortable fit and high-quality construction, you can wear this shirt all day long, whether you're out running errands or curled up on the couch with your latest obsession. So why wait? Grab your "Ask me about my latest hyperfixation" tee today and join the hyperfixation revolution!