Retrowave Unisex Long Sleeve Sassy T-Shirts, Tank Tops and more

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

There used to be a time, on a distance planet, in a galaxy far far away, that I actually cared about anything. The sass is strong with this one, and like the force, the sass flows through me. So if you are more like me, and sass sensitive, than this funny, galactic space shirt is the best way to put an apathetic smile on your face, and the face of others!

There used to be a time, on a distance planet, in a galaxy far far away, that I actually cared about anything. The sass is strong with this one, and like the force, the sass flows through me. So if you are more like me, and sass sensitive, than this funny, galactic space shirt is the best way to put an apathetic smile on your face, and the face of others!

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Get sassy with this cool retrowave inspired antisocial design perfect for outrunning a dystopian future cop or listening to some sweet nostalgic tunes.

Wear your sarcastic heart on your sleeve with this funny, sassy shirt.

Wear your sarcastic heart on your sleeve with this funny, sassy shirt.

When the vibe is "None, nope, nevermind" and you dissociate on outta there this funny blank staring emoji is for you.

When the vibe is "None, nope, nevermind" and you dissociate on outta there this funny blank staring emoji is for you.

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

Tired of people asking about your relationship status? Inform them with this funny shirt of your romantic situation! I'm not single, I'm in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend is in the future.

I like my pizza served freezing cold, just like my heart! Have some pizza and wear your cold heart on your sleeve with this funny, pizza shirt!

I like my pizza served freezing cold, just like my heart! Have some pizza and wear your cold heart on your sleeve with this funny, pizza shirt!

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

I don't have a bucket list but my F***it list is a mile long.

Introducing a t-shirt that speaks volumes without you saying a word! The Please Leave Me Alone Retro Wave tee is just what you need to let everyone know that sometimes you just need some peace and quiet. The fun and sleek retrowave design is perfect for those days when you want to outrun the stress and drama of modern life. With a clever nod to dystopian futures, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. But no worries, you won't be in the mood for small talk when you're rocking this shirt. It's the perfect choice when you want to stay in your own world and listen to some sweet nostalgic tunes. So go ahead, put on this comfy and versatile tee, and let the world know that you're not in the mood for company today.

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, F*** this place, I love my job. Keep that PMA going for as long as you can with this funny sassy work design.

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, F*** this place, I love my job. Keep that PMA going for as long as you can with this funny sassy work design.

F*** the Democrats. No, really, I hear they're great in bed. Show that you want to ride that blue wave all night long with this sexy Democrat themed design.

F*** the Democrats. No, really, I hear they're great in bed. Show that you want to ride that blue wave all night long with this sexy Democrat themed design.

Throw some shade with this sassy sidepiece inspired design. This shirt features the phrase "Good Hair Don't Care.

Show that you are a proud sidepiece with this shade throwing shirt. This design features a lemon yellow font and the phrase "Good Hair Don't Care.

That's right, because class isn't just something you attend. It's a way of life. Don't get me wrong, you can be sassy and wild too just as long as you keep it classy.