Retrowave Accordion V Neck Anxiety Coffee Mugs

Scream at own ass until you travel back in time with this funny retrowave possum design thats sure to be a timeless, relatable classic.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Introducing the perfect mug for those who understand the struggles of anxiety attacks and have a good sense of humor about it! Our "My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum" design is sure to bring a smile to your face with its witty parody inspired by a classic song. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or indulging in some tea, this mug is a great way to start your day and tackle whatever comes your way. It's a hilarious and relatable addition to any collection, and makes for a wonderful gift for your anxious friends (because let's be honest - who doesn't have at least a little anxiety these days?). With its whimsical opossum design, this mug is sure to be a conversation starter and bring a touch of fun to your routine. So go ahead, embrace your inner opossum and grab one of these anxiety-attacking mugs today!

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!