Python Puns Nsfw Socks

I'm thirsty and want to be watered and propagated, Daddy...show off your kinky plant love with this funny, "Propagate Me, Daddy" sweaty and thirsty, plant design. Perfect for NSFW plant lovers and lovers of all kinds!

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

Aw man, MILF, am I right!? So slender, so flexible, so... fuzzy! Man, I love ferrets!!

Wow, Doesn't your back hurt having to carry all that? That's a rather heavy load you've got there. That's quite a lot of junk in the trunk. Dat Ass gonna make me croak.

You make me thorny ;) Show your crush, lover, or partner how they make you feel special feelings with this funny, "You Make Me Thorny" rose design!

Pop my cork and drink me up~ I'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Ready to wine and get buzzed, baby!

Are you down to cluck?

Pluck Me Daddy! This ahegao rose is dripping wet and ready to be plucked! This NSFW plant pun will be sure to get some questionable looks, but we don't give a pluck!

Horny on main with my beautiful sparkly mane! Show off your sensual, NSFW humor and love of unicorns with this, "Horny On Mane" horny unicorn pun design!

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Fresh and out of the oven, baby! Be adorably lewd with this cute "I'm most" cake design!

It's the kink- kinkiest season of all! Dom your gay apparel with this cheeky, "Merry XXXmas" NSFW, BDSM gingerbread design! Perfect for loving some holiday play. gingerbread christmas kinky kinky christmas nsfw nsfw christmas holiday holiday kink.

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis. It's true. Many times, in fact, penises, can cause depression. I mean, have you even seen one? weird...

Mess With the Cluck and prepare to Get F***ed! This sassy chick doesn't cluck around, watch out, or you'll be the rotisserie!

Cock-A-Doodle-Doooooooo Me Daddy! This chicken is ready for that cock...a doodle doo! Horny hens, cluck buddies, show off your spicy chicken love with this clucking punny design!

Knead me, daddy -- then toast me and eat me! Show off your foodie NSFW fun with this bread pun design.

Cast some sexy spells with this, "Witch In The Streets Switch In The Sheets" sexy, occult, witchy design! Perfect for loving to switch and be a witch!

Stuff My Crust Daddy! This creamy, dripping pizza is ready to get their crust stuffed! This NSFW pizza pun will be sure to get some questionable looks, but ahegao grab a slice!

Show your love of doughnuts and your lack of F***s to give with this funny sassy design. This donut themed pun shirt features the phrase "I Donut Have Any F***s to Give.

Top me on anything, and whip me, Daddy! Show off your sassy, kinky side with this, NSFW, flirty whipped cream design!

This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!

Share that you're feelin' hot and spicy with this funny, "Feelin' Spicy" hot sauce design! Perfect for a lover, Valentine, or crush!

Ahegao long! Ready for a field goal? (Pun)t me daddy! This dirty little football is ready to go all the way! Show of some funny fall football vibes with this innuendo-wn design!

Stuff Us Daddy! If your dream threesome is you and 2 freshly baked Manicottis, then this is the design for you! This "subtle" NSFW design might get some questionable looks, but also might make some mouths water...

Shuck Me Daddy! Horny and corny and ready to be shucked! This nsfw hentai corn is husky, and hoping for a good shuck!

Show off your love of tacos and your dirty sense of humor with this, "Taco Dirty To Me" taco design with a flushed facial expression. Perfect for food puns, taco lovers, and dirty minds.

It's that time of year again, and you're totally ready for that big ween party. There's going to be a lot of big, sweet, creamy candy! ya know... like caramel filled chocolate bars!

Introducing the ultimate sock for frog fanatics - the Frog Butt Sock! With its hilarious design and playful text, this sock is perfect for anyone who loves these adorable amphibians. Show off your love for frog booty with this eye-catching sock that's guaranteed to turn heads. The hilarious text is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor, and the fun design is sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you're out and about or lounging around at home, this sock is perfect for adding a touch of personality to any outfit. Grab a pair today and add some fun to your sock collection - after all, who doesn't love a good laugh and a thicc frog?

Oh my gourd becky, just look at that BUTT!

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!