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You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

Whoever said that puns are the lowest form of humor, has clearly not seen this t-shirt. If you love a good laugh and aren't afraid to show off your quirky personality, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Imagine the double-takes you'll get from strangers when they read the bold words emblazoned across your chest. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. This tee is not an admission of guilt for any sinister plans you may have cooked up. It's simply a playful nod to the fact that sometimes, our attempts at humor can fall a little flat. So go ahead, wear this t-shirt and let your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun-fueled mastermind shine. Who knows? Maybe you'll even make a new friend or two.

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this threatening snake just looking for a good time.

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this threatening snake just looking for a good time.

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this cute satanic snake just looking for a good time.

This devilish danger noodle desires to commit sins. Relatable content. Get some laughs or concerned looks with this cute satanic snake just looking for a good time.

Knock over all the things, sing the song of your people at 3am, eat the house plants! Be the worlds cutest criminal!

Introducing the purrfect addition to your wardrobe- the Be Cat Do Crime tee. Let your inner feline out with this fun and cheeky design. Whether you're knocking over your coffee mug or diving headfirst into a pile of laundry, you'll feel just like a mischievous little kitty. And why stop there? This shirt encourages all sorts of other crimes- maybe you'll sharpen your claws on the furniture, or steal a scrap of chicken off your owner's plate. Let your wild side roam free! The best part? You'll look absolutely adorable doing it all. Don't wait- add the Be Cat Do Crime tee to your rotation today, and start living like the ultimate four-legged master criminal. Meow!

Guilty as charged. Good thing your only crime here is stealing hearts. Anything more than you'd definitely be a menace to society.

Guilty as charged. Good thing your only crime here is stealing hearts. Anything more than you'd definitely be a menace to society.