Prenatal Care Parody Hooded Sweatshirts

I have a fragile heart, please don't break it! Piecing it back together again is possible, but takes a lot of time!

I have a fragile heart, please don't break it! Piecing it back together again is possible, but takes a lot of time!

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Walk out the door every morning and show off those long locks of beautiful cat hair on your clothes like you just don't give a damn. Wear your feline's fur with pride like the obsessive cat owner you are. After all, cats are so in right now wearing their dander must be a fashion statement right?

Well if knowledge is power you should know nobody gives a shit about what you have to say! wow! The more you know! Be a sass queen with this parody that screams apathy and too cool for school.

Forget big dick energy, the most important energy to focus on is the self love energy.

We don't care, Santa doesn't care either. Just go and be meh this season, it's whatever.

We don't care, Santa doesn't care either. Just go and be meh this season, it's whatever.

Forget thug life. Actually, forget life in general. Don't give a squat with this carefree tank that eliminates the need for street cred, because you got better things to do than care what people think.

Forget thug life. Actually, forget life in general. Don't give a squat with this carefree tank that eliminates the need for street cred, because you got better things to do than care what people think.

Introducing The Swear Bears: the t-shirt for those who are unapologetically themselves. Let's face it, life can be rough and sometimes you just need to let out a few choice words to get through the day. But that doesn't mean you're not a caring and loving person! This tee celebrates the perfect balance of being a good person with a dirty mouth. Don't let anyone shame you into silence, wear The Swear Bears with pride and let your true self shine. This shirt is perfect for those who value authenticity and aren't afraid to speak their minds. So go ahead, swear like a sailor and show the world that you can care and curse at the same time. The Swear Bears are here to remind us all that it's okay to be a little rough around the edges and still be an amazing person. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and don't let the haters get you down.

Get cozy and wander around in your imagination with this funny Tolkien parody, perfect for social distancing with some healthy hobbies and activities like reading, meditating, knitting, playing board games, drawing, writing, taking care of plants- anything, really!

Beryllium doesn't care what you think. This rare metal says you better back up if you question it's true form, because even though it's rare, it doesn't care at all. So back up and realize that beryllium just doesn't give a shit with this funny beryllium? bitch I might be shirt.

Beryllium doesn't care what you think. This rare metal says you better back up if you question it's true form, because even though it's rare, it doesn't care at all. So back up and realize that beryllium just doesn't give a shit with this funny beryllium? bitch I might be shirt.

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

Forget the milk, got vaxx? Wear this shirt to bring more awareness to take care of one's health and other around them!

Forget the milk, got vaxx? Wear this shirt to bring more awareness to take care of one's health and other around them!

Care for a banana split? If you love bananas and booties, you have come to the right place! Sport this cheeky fruit at the gym or to the grocery store to let everybody know exactly what you're into.

Take stock of your inner resources and reserve your spoons for those especially rough days with this funny parody design!

I've got buttplugs and strap-ons aplenty. I've got dildos and handcuffs galore. You want nipple clamps? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more.

50 Shades Of Bae, There are many different shades of bae. Some require more sensitive and careful direction then others. Be cautious of your Bae's shades. All of them!

50 Shades Of Bae, There are many different shades of bae. Some require more sensitive and careful direction then others. Be cautious of your Bae's shades. All of them!

50 Shades Of Bae, There are many different shades of bae. Some require more sensitive and careful direction then others. Be cautious of your Bae's shades. All of them!

This princess ain't no damsel in distress, she can take care of herself. So step off, Hercules, Meg's gotta build some godly muscles and she's gonna crush this workout.

Where women aren't required to have sex with you because you were nice to them; where all genders have agency over their body; where no one cares about your penis' opinions " you are now entering... The Friend Zone.

Where women aren't required to have sex with you because you were nice to them; where all genders have agency over their body; where no one cares about your penis' opinions " you are now entering... The Friend Zone.

Where women aren't required to have sex with you because you were nice to them; where all genders have agency over their body; where no one cares about your penis' opinions " you are now entering... The Friend Zone.

No one cares that you went to Stanford, bro. Dedicated to those smug trust fund babies who can't stop talking about their ivy league success.