Platypus Funny Unisex Long Sleeve Coffee Mugs

You know what they say, Mess with the honk, you get the bonk. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo! Mess with the platypus, you get the stabbypus! Get some laughs with this sassy platypus design!

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

The Brachiosaurus is a Long Necky Boi! Show off your prehistoric swag with this cute dino boi!

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Show off your love of dogs with this super cute and funny, dachshund lover's, wiener dog humor, long dog coffee mug! Let the world know you have a great sense of humor and you love super weird things, like wiener dogs! You have to admit, they are a little weird.

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

Have long hair and don't care like Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior with this funny long hair don't care mug! This mug is perfect for helping some people, going to church, going to parties, getting turnt, spreading good will, growing out your hair and not giving a damn about what the haters say!

Poop Humor Will Never Not be Funny. It's hilarious, always, no exceptions.

Being offensive being funny. Let Ricky Gervase know his "humor" is boring as F*** and reaping the same sentiments over and over is TIRED. Put yourself way, Ricky. Put yourself away. The design is also perfect for throwing shade at your asshole friend how thinks that always playing devil's advocate is an acceptable substitution for a personality.

Drink some coffee while watching the hockey game with this funny hockey mug perfect for a hockey fan laying down some smack about the opposing team! This coffee mug features various regular referee hand signals and their meanings, like " who taught you how to play?", " your team blows", "are you blind?" and "go home".

If you are a proud asexual individual with a silly sense of humor then this design is for you! This Asexual Pride design features the phrase "I've got an ace up my sleeve. It's me. I'm Ace." in the asexual pride flag colors.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Nothing quite as Christian as getting convicted of paying hush money to a porn star after an affair. Right? This design symbolizes the 34 felonies he was convicted of, serving as a powerful reminder of accountability and justice. Wear it proudly to stand against corruption, false prophets, and fakers, and uphold the rule of law.

Look fresh with this classic meme inspired cat pattern! Perfect for a nostalgia trip back to a simpler meme era!

It's fall! And I'm here for a gourd time, not a long time. Celebrate the season with this funny, fall-gourd pun design!

Show off your funny side with this tumblr humor, millennial problems, antisocial, anti-responsibility, dating profile humor coffee mug! Let the world know that your hobbies include long walks...away from everyone!

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good it's something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. How about... Long walk to the fridge for three, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly that's why you need this funny mug, because they don't know you well enough at all.

This Siegward mug is perfect for fans of the most lovable onion knight, Siegward, long may the sun shine! Drawn in super cute kawaii chibi style, this dark souls mug is great for fans of gaming, dark souls coffee mug, gamer mug and nerd mugs.

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

When You're Dead Inside But Still Funny As Hell... Little did you know that the personification of death was also a meme lord.

Coffee? That's a funny thing to call teacher fuel! Show off your love for coffee and teaching with this funny, coffee drinking, teacher's coffee mug!

Restore your health, stamina and mana with this fantasy-themed mug!

Introducing our one-of-a-kind coffee mug that is bound to get a laugh out of anyone who loves Chat GPT! Made for those who are confident in their humor, this mug proudly declares, "Even My Chat GPT Thinks I'm Funny". Whether you're a pro at using Chat GPT or just starting out, this mug is sure to spark conversation and bring a smile to your face every time you use it. Perfect for your morning coffee or your afternoon tea, this mug is a must-have addition to any Chat GPT fan's collection. Add it to your mug rack today and show off your comedic wit in style! chat gpt funny coffee mug humor chatbot ai machine learning artificial intelligence witty sayings sarcasm coffee lover tea lover gift ideas novelty mug conversation starter unique gift nerd humor geek culture digital assistant voice assistants natural language processing.

Money isn't real - but people and their needs are! Show off your philosophical understanding that money is a social construct with this retro, longer repeated text design featuring the phrase, "Money Isn't Real" in colorful lines.

Show off your funny side with this tumblr humor, millennial problems, antisocial, anti-responsibility, dating profile humor coffee mug! Forget your problems and walk far, far away from them!

Show off your love of dogs with this super cute and funny, dachshund lover's, wiener dog humor, Cake song lyrics parody coffee mug! Let the world know you have a great sense of humor and you love cute dogs and classic rock! BORK.

Call me pladdy. Welp, a BDSM, belt-holding platypus Daddy - there you have it. This pladdy is ready to punish all you bad bad girls!

Plantypus - a plant platypus! Perfect for plant lovers and pladdy daddies (platypus fans). This cute platypus plantypus is a plant that will make the neighbors jealous!

How did I get these gains? Well, it was from all that heavy emotional weight I carry around in everything I do everyday of existence. Make light of your history and celebrate your gym progress with this design that's not afraid to make light of some hefty stuff.