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Browse our collection of 18 Pitch Perfect Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket

Be Nice Or Go Away Blanket

This funny nice blanket features the phrase "be nice or go away" and is perfect for people who don't like haters, mean people, negativity, and like to keep their life positive and fabulous. Perfect for basic bitches who like to keep it real and is ideal for school, college, university, going to bed and sleeping, napping, or just hanging out with nice people!

Stay Lazy Blanket

Stay Lazy Blanket

Stay lazy, my friends. Perfect for underachievers everywhere. This cool design features hand-designed letters and cool artsy shapes and the words "stay lazy". Perfect for hanging out, drinking, watching movies, napping, sleeping, snoozing, procrastinating, and trying to do as little as possible in the most fashionable way!

Hakuna MaF***it Blanket

Hakuna MaF***it Blanket

Hakuna maF***it - it means just F*** it! Perfect for 90's kids who just don't care anymore! Wear your nihilism proudly like a lion! This funny design is a parody of the famous phrase from The Lion King, "hakuna matata" which means "no worries". Perfect for partying, drinking, and getting crazy with your friends!

Kindergarten Dropout Blanket

Kindergarten Dropout Blanket

It didn't take you long to realize that school wasn't for you! This design is perfect for showing the world how much you despise school! Ideal for school, college, university, work, are just hanging out with friends. Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! Apples! This cool design is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor!

You Can Even Blanket

You Can Even Blanket

This funny, inspirational design features a shooting star and the words "you can even" and is perfect for finding the strength to "even". This design is ideal for people who are tired of hearing people say "I can't even" when confronted with even the smallest headaches or inconveniences. Share your strength with this design. Perfect for school, college, the coffee shop, university, or just hanging out with friends.

Classy As Balls Blanket

Classy As Balls Blanket

Show the world that you are classy as balls with this blanket! Perfect for people that are cool, sophisticated, love to drink, twerk, party, get ratchet and crazy, hang out with friends, cuss, smoke, and other classy shit.

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk Blanket

You're full of making great points, show off your wisdom with this "Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk" meme design! Perfect for going on a rant, being sassy, and sharing your thoughts!

I Just Have A Lot Of Feelings - Shark Blanket

I Just Have A Lot Of Feelings - Shark Blanket

You're not a dangerous predator, sometimes you're just overwhelmed and misunderstood! This "I Just Have A Lot Of Feelings" cute shark design features an illustration of a very emotional shark. Perfect for a shark lover, shark jokes, shark quotes, and expressing yourself when you have a lot of feelings!

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

This funny design features a retro woman with a string tied around her finger and the phrase "Oh dear I forgot to give a shit" and is perfect for showing the world that you live your life on your own terms and you don't give a shit!

The Internet Needs Me Blanket

The Internet Needs Me Blanket

Don't let people get it twisted, you don't need the internet, the internet needs you! The world wide web is a limitless universe of information and communication and you are an essential part of it. Websites are cool. Show the world that you're proud of your addiction. Perfect for proud internet addicts!

I'm A Sloth Blanket

I'm A Sloth Blanket

I'm not lazy, I'm a sloth! Love me! This funny design features a little sloth head and is perfect for hanging out, climbing trees slowly, taking naps, watching Netflix, surfing the internet, not doing homework, ditching class, procrastinating, drinking, and partying sloth-style with your friends!

Bikini Bottom Alumni Blanket

Bikini Bottom Alumni Blanket

If you were there when Spongebob debuted in 1999, then this design is for you! This design is a parody of a school or college alumni shirt, featuring a life ring and a pineapple, referencing Spongebob's house from the cartoon. If you still love Spongebob this design is perfect for anywhere you want to share your love for the show!

Selfie Game Too Strong Blanket

Selfie Game Too Strong Blanket

This design features a camera icon and the words "#selfie game too strong" and is perfect for all you cool narcissistic divas out there who love nothing better than a good selfie! Ideal for people with iPhones, smartphones, Instagram, and who love to take pictures of themselves at the beach, concerts, partying with friends, or just relaxing at home looking all sexy and stuff.

I Complete Me Blanket

I Complete Me Blanket

This funny design features the phrase "I complete me" and is perfect for people who don't need anyone or anything else to make their life complete. If you love yourself and you want the world to know it, this design is for you! Ideal for school, work, or anywhere you want to show people that you complete yourself!

I'm A Cat Blanket

I'm A Cat Blanket

I don't have to do what you say, I'm a cat. Everyone knows felines don't abide by human laws. Heck, they don't even obey most of the laws of physics! Cats are crazy and they do whatever they want, just like you! Perfect for kitty lovers and rebels!

Too Tired For This Blanket

Too Tired For This Blanket

Whatever it is, I'm too tired for it. Show off your sleepy, tired state of being with this funny "I'm Too Tired For This" blanket design perfect for any occasion!

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries Blanket

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries Blanket

Let's get this true crime party started with this funny, "I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Watch True Crime Documentaries" design! Perfect for a night in binge watching murder documentaries, loving crime shows, Netflix and watching TV!

I Need My Sleep Blanket

I Need My Sleep Blanket

This blanket is perfect for the lazy bum in all of us who never feels like they get enough sleep during the day or night. After ten hours of sleep at night, you're still tired and need about four cups of coffee to last the rest of the day. We've all been there. I could always use another couple hours of sleep through out the day.

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