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Pitch Like Me Plants Pillows

Browse our collection of 38 Pitch Like Me Pillows . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Don't Moss With Me Pillow

Don't Moss With Me Pillow

Hey buddy you better watch it. I don't like being mossed with!! Get some gardening done or go experience nature in peace with this funny moss pun!

If You Don't Like Plants You Can Leaf Me Alone Pillow

If You Don't Like Plants You Can Leaf Me Alone Pillow

If you're not a fan of flowers, succulents, trees, growing, watering and nurturing plants, you can just leaf me alone! Show the world and mother nature herself how much you love the earth and plants and decorate your home with this sassy and funny, plant decor!

Living Life Like a Moss Pillow

Living Life Like a Moss Pillow

Live it up like a MOSS, That is to say, balled up inside all day, chillin'. This cute Marimo moss ball in a bottle is perfect for a proud plant parent you could lichen to a boss.

I'm Not Like The Other Goths Pillow

I'm Not Like The Other Goths Pillow

You're your own breed of goth - the one of the pastel variety! Brooding, yet colorful, you know you're not like the other goths. Express your individuality with this pastel goth design!

Aloe It's Me Pillow

Aloe It's Me Pillow

Aloe it's me, and aloe from the other side! Show your love for this wonderful, healing jelly plant and all of it's cute glory with this funny, hello song parody pillow!

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Pillow

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Pillow

Haha yeah I like to hoe around ;) Get all your gardening done with this cheeky design perfect for friends of plants.

Water Me Daddy Pillow

Water Me Daddy Pillow

Water me, Daddy. Show that you're a thirty little succulent with this sexual innuendo and houseplant themed design.

My Plants Be-Leaf In Me Pillow

My Plants Be-Leaf In Me Pillow

Show off your love of plants with this adorable, smiling plant, plant lover's, succulent throw pillow! Let the world know that you don't need to believe in yourself with your plants are there to be-LEAF in you!

Get Me Wet Pillow

Get Me Wet Pillow

Show off your love of your beautiful plant babies with this super adorable, sexual innuendo, funny pick-up line, potted flower throw pillow! Get some laughs from your friends, or use this as a conversation started at the bar. Who knows, maybe you will find a special someone to take home to your plants!

Don't Talk to Me or My Yeast Son Ever Again Pillow

Don't Talk to Me or My Yeast Son Ever Again Pillow

Don't Talk to Me or My Yeast Son Ever Again. Feed your precious gassy bacteria pet everyday with this funny twist on the "don't talk to me or my son ever again" meme!

Don't Talk to Me or My Hairy Pickle Son Ever Again Pillow

Don't Talk to Me or My Hairy Pickle Son Ever Again Pillow

Protect your sweet stabby boi with this funny cactus design- perfect for the very enthusiastic and concerned plant parent looking to ensure the livelyhood of their houseplants!

Sorry I Can't My Plants Need Me Pattern Pillow

Sorry I Can't My Plants Need Me Pattern Pillow

Sorry, can't party, got plant babies that need me. Show your love for you indoor plants with this cute plant pillow. This plant pillow features an illustration of various houseplants along with the quote "Sorry I Can't My Plants Need Me.

Please, Ask Me About My Plants Pillow

Please, Ask Me About My Plants Pillow

Kids are overrated. Who cares about kids? It's the plants that needs to be asked about! They're the real children!

I Will Die Without Attention Pillow

I Will Die Without Attention Pillow

I'm like a plant. If you don't give me attention, I might literally wilt away and die. So please, sir, give me a little love.

Monstera Leaf Monster Pillow

Monstera Leaf Monster Pillow

You better leaf me alone or you'll deal with the Monstera! Show off your sassy plant humor with this plant pun design featuring an illustration of a monstera leaf that looks like an angry monster with teeth! Perfect for loving plants, leaves, and feeling sassy.

Witchy Pastel Things Pillow

Witchy Pastel Things Pillow

Being a witch doesn't mean everything I own is black and goth. I like me some beautiful pastel colors! Pastel witches unite with this adorable pastel occult design!

Goth Gardener Pillow

Goth Gardener Pillow

These wilted flowers are dying inside, just like me. Get some laughs (and some cries) with this funny goth gardener design perfect for the plant parent who just can't seem to keep the life of their plants above "spitefully continuing to live".

Moss Around And Find Out Pillow

Moss Around And Find Out Pillow

Get your bubble respected while in nature with this funny moss pun, perfect for gardening, hiking, camping, observing plants, or just setting the boundaries.

Monstera Skeleton Pillow

Monstera Skeleton Pillow

Leave me alone, I'm hiding in the plants in peace! Show off your love of plants and skeletons with this cute illustration of a skeleton hiding in some monstera leaves.

Plant Hoarding Earth Sign Pillow

Plant Hoarding Earth Sign Pillow

Plant Hoarding Earth Sign - if you ALWAYS need some greenery in your space, and treat your plants like pets, then you're likely an earth sign. Your connection to nature is strong!

Small Fossil Pattern Pillow

Small Fossil Pattern Pillow

Paleontologists have an appreciation for the little things in life. A big old dinosaur skeleton seems like fun, but they come in tiny little pieces that have to be put back together, and smaller fossils, like fish, ammonites, ferns and other plants, insects, and trilobites might be harder to find, but they're just as precious and just as important! Show off to your science buddies with this fossil pattern pillow, featuring bits and pieces from many eras!

My Love For You Is Dying Pillow

My Love For You Is Dying Pillow

Love can be a metaphor in so many ways, like this skeleton hand giving out a small bouquet of dead roses.

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Pillow

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Pillow

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Mushroom With Knife Pillow

Mushroom With Knife Pillow

You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.

Life Succs Pillow

Life Succs Pillow

I'm just a plant and life is a nightmare. I might not get watered very much but that doesn't mean I don't have enough liquids in storage to shed a few tears.

I Don't Give a Succ Pillow

I Don't Give a Succ Pillow

Bud, aloe me to explain. My apathy stems from a deep rooted, soiled perspective of my experiences. I seed the world, ya know? I just don't give a succ anymore!

Garden Slut Pillow

Garden Slut Pillow

Talk dirty to me - I love plants, soil, hoeing around and gardening! Show off your love of working in the garden with this "Garden Slut" gardener design. Perfect for getting dirty, planting seeds, and growing food!

I've Taken a Lichen to You Pillow

I've Taken a Lichen to You Pillow

Ya know, I think our relationship is pretty rock solid. It's grown on me, too! I'd say I've taken a lichen to you! Show your love with this groan worthy nature pun, perfect for valentines day or equally, a hike in the woods with your partner!

Introvert (Plant in a Terrarium) Pillow

Introvert (Plant in a Terrarium) Pillow

This tiny green fern is living inside of a bottle terrarium. You could say they are an....intro-vert. Get some alone time at home with this aesthetic terrarium design that's perfect for people who like some personal space and a well controlled environment.

I Really Dig Gardening Pillow

I Really Dig Gardening Pillow

Eh? Eh? Ya know, like, with a shovel? Dirt? Can you DIG this pun? Make your friends groan till the plants are grown with this cute gardening pun featuring a small hand shovel shoved into some soil.

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