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Pirate Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 44 Pirate Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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If It Involves Pirate Things Count Me In Greeting Card

If It Involves Pirate Things Count Me In Greeting Card

If it involves sea shanties, swabbing the deck, searching for buried treasure, saying arghhh, and rum then count me in matey! Show off your love for pirate things with this funny, pirate greeting card!

Yo Ho Honk Pirate Goose Greeting Card

Yo Ho Honk Pirate Goose Greeting Card

Yo ho HONK! This pirate goose is gonna steal all your booty! Sail the seas and take the treasure with this funny, pirate goose pun design!

I've Got An Ace Up My Sleeve Greeting Card

I've Got An Ace Up My Sleeve Greeting Card

If you are a proud asexual individual with a silly sense of humor then this design is for you! This Asexual Pride design features the phrase "I've got an ace up my sleeve. It's me. I'm Ace." in the asexual pride flag colors.

Long Llama Scarf Greeting Card

Long Llama Scarf Greeting Card

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

Get A-Long Little Doggy Greeting Card

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday Greeting Card

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday Greeting Card

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

Polite Menace Greeting Card

Polite Menace Greeting Card

This pirate is a proud, Polite Menace! Kill with kindness while searching the seas with this gentleman pirate design, featuring sparrows and florals.

Captain Hedgie's Salty Crew Greeting Card

Captain Hedgie's Salty Crew Greeting Card

Arghh, yee better not mess with captain hedgie and his crew of salty sea dogs! Show off your love for pirates, hedgehogs, otters, raccoons and rats with this cute, pirate crew greeting card design!

Calico Jack Greeting Card

Calico Jack Greeting Card

Good Ol' Calico Jack, Raiding the seven sees, pludering the ocean for treasures. Wait, what do you mean he wasn't an actual Calico cat?! Nonsense, don't tell me such lies!

Tea Shanty Kraken Greeting Card

Tea Shanty Kraken Greeting Card

Bring the Kraken some sugar and tea and rum for stamina with this, "Tea Shanty" design! Perfect for singing sea shanties, pirates, krakens, cephalopods, sea creatures, drinking tea, sea punk and reefwave aesthetic!

You Wear Fine Things Well Greeting Card

You Wear Fine Things Well Greeting Card

"You Wear Fine Things Well" me *screams internally* YES! Finally a show that delivers on queer coded characters. Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from the Our Flag Means Death fandom BELONG TOGETHER.

Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet Greeting Card

Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet Greeting Card

BlackStede, black bonnet, stedebeard, whatever you want to call it, is the slash ship between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from the Our Flag Means Death fandom. And we LOVE IT! Finally a show that delivers on queer coded characters.

Cactus Jack Sparrow Greeting Card

Cactus Jack Sparrow Greeting Card

Who else would it be other than THAT iconic movie character Cactus Jack Sparrow! For those who are fans of plants and pirates!

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? didn't i do it for you.

I Believe in Myself UFO Greeting Card

I Believe in Myself UFO Greeting Card

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Got My Eyes On You Greeting Card

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Today Has Been a Day Smoking Crab Greeting Card

Today Has Been a Day Smoking Crab Greeting Card

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Dancing Bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing Bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing bears Painted Wings Trash I Almost Remember. Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Take Me To The Beach So I can Be With My People Mermaid Greeting Card

Take Me To The Beach So I can Be With My People Mermaid Greeting Card

Take me to the beach so I can be with my people. Show that you long to be reunited with your mer-fam in this funny beach inspired design.

I Want A Partner Who Challenges Me Greeting Card

I Want A Partner Who Challenges Me Greeting Card

I want a partner who challenges me...expect when I'm tired. Or Hungry. Or sad. Show that you're down for a challenge as long as you've have a nap and a snack with this funny relationship themed design.

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Greeting Card

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Greeting Card

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

I Love Waking Up To The Crack Of Dawn Greeting Card

I Love Waking Up To The Crack Of Dawn Greeting Card

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Be Yourself Alien Greeting Card

Be Yourself Alien Greeting Card

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Making A Change Is Real Greeting Card

Making A Change Is Real Greeting Card

People's suffering has gone on long enough, it's not a conspiracy. Let's make a change for the better! Let's make love and acceptance the norm!

Once Upon a Trash-Cember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Once Upon a Trash-Cember Raccoon Anastasia Greeting Card

Dancing bears painted wings trash I almost remember, and a song someone sings once upon a trash-cember Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Poor Unfortunate Trash Raccoon Greeting Card

Poor Unfortunate Trash Raccoon Greeting Card

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Aloe Is It Me You're Looking For Greeting Card

Aloe Is It Me You're Looking For Greeting Card

I long to see the sunlight in your leaves, and tell you time and time again how much I care, aloe. Water you waiting for? Show your plants how much you love them with this funny Aloe pun!

I Think You're Plantastic Greeting Card

I Think You're Plantastic Greeting Card

Show a loved one the relationship you share is well watered with rich nutritious soil and you can't leaf em alone for too long with this cute plant pun perfect for any plant parent!

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