Pickup Line Sassy Tank Tops

Get it? Get a laugh with this pun-tastic Pickup Line tee!

Get it? Get a laugh with this pun-tastic Pickup Line tank!

Show your lack of patience and your love of mimosas with this funny brunch shirt. This sassy text tee features the phrase "Hell Is Waiting In Line For Brunch.

Show your lack of patience and your love of mimosas with this funny brunch shirt. This sassy text tee features the phrase "Hell Is Waiting In Line For Brunch.

Show your lack of patience and your love of mimosas with this funny brunch shirt. This sassy text tee features the phrase "Hell Is Waiting In Line For Brunch.

A sarcastic pickup line shirt to wear to flaunt your truly sassy humor and sarcastic wit. This funny hater shirt is sure to make all your haters angry, and remind them of where they came from: the depths of hell because they're all demons and you are a perfect angel.

A sarcastic pickup line shirt to wear to flaunt your truly sassy humor and sarcastic wit. This funny hater shirt is sure to make all your haters angry, and remind them of where they came from: the depths of hell because they're all demons and you are a perfect angel.

Drink that haterade at the gym and avoid lame pickup lines with this sassy shirt! If you're at the gym and don't have time for anybody's shit, this workout gear is perfect!

Drink that haterade at the gym and avoid lame pickup lines with this sassy shirt! If you're at the gym and don't have time for anybody's shit, this workout gear is perfect!

Greenhouses? oh yeah, they're hot ;) Get flirty with a hot n steamy glass plant house with this cheeky gardening pun.

Show that special someone that you're sweet on that back meat with this sassy pick up line design that says "Are You Sitting On F5 Because Dat Ass Is Refreshing" Because you love nerdy computer jokes and their bodacious booty.

Show that special someone that you're sweet on that back meat with this sassy pick up line design that says "Are You Sitting On F5 Because Dat Ass Is Refreshing" Because you love nerdy computer jokes and their bodacious booty.

Don't be afraid to be a little intense to get your cuddle on. Throw this sassy, moderately aggressive, flirty, pick-up line, Let's F***ing Cuddle t-shirt on and snuggle up! Just F***ing do it.

When you're back in the game, what better way to let potential candidates know then through a poem?

Ride the line between being pretty adorable but also pretty against the man with this funny floral punk design!

Ride the line between being pretty adorable but also pretty against the man with this funny floral punk design!

I'm the girl of your dreams, someone said you were looking for me. Show those boys just who you are with this fun, flirty and sassy shirt.

I'm the girl of your dreams, someone said you were looking for me. Show those boys just who you are with this fun, flirty and sassy shirt.

If you're the type who believes in the yin and yang of life, then you'll appreciate the Pick Flowers & Fights tee. It's got whimsically illustrated flowers that lend a light air to the fighting spirit that's also emblazoned on the shirt. It's like telling the world that you have a sense of humor, but when someone crosses the line, you won't hesitate to throw down. What's great about this shirt is that it's sure to be a conversation starter; people will look at you quizzically, trying to figure out if you're playful or fierce. Just like the flowers that grow even amidst the toughest conditions, the Pick Flowers & Fights tee is a testament to the beautiful resilience of the human spirit. It's ideal for those days when you want to make a statement without even opening your mouth the shirt says it all. So, pick up this shirt today and show the world that you're a force to be reckoned with, no matter what.

If you think people can only be either gay or straight? Whatever, say BI to that loser with this bisexuality t shirt design. Funny snappy sassy t shirt for the bisexual that rides the line because why choose when you can have both!

If you think people can only be either gay or straight? Whatever, say BI to that loser with this bisexuality t shirt design. Funny snappy sassy t shirt for the bisexual that rides the line because why choose when you can have both!

If you think people can only be either gay or straight? Whatever, say BI to that loser with this bisexuality t shirt design. Funny snappy sassy t shirt for the bisexual that rides the line because why choose when you can have both!

Admit it, if there's one thing haters are, it's dedicated. That line between hater and fanboy is miiiiiighty thin, don't you think? They're just admirers that don't know it yet. It's cool, they'll come around someday, and if they don't, it doesn't really matter to you anyways. You're a sweet sick boss, so grab this sassy sarcastic shirt and make everyone eat it.

Admit it, if there's one thing haters are, it's dedicated. That line between hater and fanboy is miiiiiighty thin, don't you think? They're just admirers that don't know it yet. It's cool, they'll come around someday, and if they don't, it doesn't really matter to you anyways. You're a sweet sick boss, so grab this sassy sarcastic shirt and make everyone eat it.

Admit it, if there's one thing haters are, it's dedicated. That line between hater and fanboy is miiiiiighty thin, don't you think? They're just admirers that don't know it yet. It's cool, they'll come around someday, and if they don't, it doesn't really matter to you anyways. You're a sweet sick boss, so grab this sassy sarcastic shirt and make everyone eat it.

If your opinion really meant something, I would've asked. That line of thought though is hard to come by when people think their opinion actually means something. So tell people to step back and to speak up when their voice actually means something with this sarcastic and sassy, "I Would Have Asked For Your Opinion (If It Mattered)" design.

If your opinion really meant something, I would've asked. That line of thought though is hard to come by when people think their opinion actually means something. So tell people to step back and to speak up when their voice actually means something with this sarcastic and sassy, "I Would Have Asked For Your Opinion (If It Mattered)" design.

OMG. It's that gifset of Chris Pratt with that one line from one of the scenes that gives me feels. I must reblog it-- always and forever. That, and that one sleeping cat gif. You know the one. Wear this sassy internet design and rep your Tumblr love anywhere at all, you beautiful nerd, you.

OMG. It's that gifset of Chris Pratt with that one line from one of the scenes that gives me feels. I must reblog it-- always and forever. That, and that one sleeping cat gif. You know the one. Wear this sassy internet design and rep your Tumblr love anywhere at all, you beautiful nerd, you.

OMG. It's that gifset of Chris Pratt with that one line from one of the scenes that gives me feels. I must reblog it-- always and forever. That, and that one sleeping cat gif. You know the one. Wear this sassy internet design and rep your Tumblr love anywhere at all, you beautiful nerd, you.