Phone Batter Internet Hooded Sweatshirts

As the saying goes, you keep your friends close and your enemies closer. This day and age though people should attempt to keep their phone closer instead. You can use it to keep tabs on your enemies and also gossip about shit going down on the internet at the same time too.

All I do is talk in emojis and crush candies all day. I'm not worried about my future...the future is already here!

Just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling. 10 minutes turns into an entire afternoon of bingeing through the latest trends. Rejoice with this stylish design to commemorate your perpetual descent into the internet of madness!

Just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling. 10 minutes turns into an entire afternoon of bingeing through the latest trends. Rejoice with this stylish design to commemorate your perpetual descent into the internet of madness!

Just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling. 10 minutes turns into an entire afternoon of bingeing through the latest trends. Rejoice with this stylish design to commemorate your perpetual descent into the internet of madness!

I'm a proud member of the lazy girls club. I love naps and laying around like while on my phone or computer watching television. Show of your laziness in this cute floral patterned shirt.

2020: Hey whats up are you ready for this? Me: uhhhhhh new year who dis? Avoid aknowledging the new year you don't want to have with this funny design!

2020: Hey whats up are you ready for this? Me: uhhhhhh new year who dis? Avoid aknowledging the new year you don't want to have with this funny design!

LISTEN BOOMER....BACK IN MY DAY, WE drank MEMES from a HOSE. WE KILLED toilet paper with AVOCADOS. WE F*CKED a FISH!! we YEETED HAW. HOSPITAL WAS NEVER!!!! We screamed at GOD. "F" was RESPECT. WE DIED in SQUALOR because LAZY PHONE and NO OTHER REASON!!! Set those boomers straight with this bizarre shitpost take on "back in my day".

Introducing our latest t-shirt, the perfect addition to anyone's wardrobe who wants to remind themselves to take a break from the digital world. Our "Don't Be Chronically Online" t-shirt is the perfect choice for the always-on-the-go millennial, constantly scrolling through their phones. This t-shirt will serve as a chic reminder to disconnect and explore the real world, socialize with friends in person, or even smell the flowers. The design is sleek and meaningful, as it highlights the issues faced by a generation that never takes a break from their screens. Wear it to start the conversation and let everyone know that you're not just someone who lacks real-life experience. You're someone who knows the true value of taking a break and disconnecting to truly live a full life. Whether you're running some errands or heading out with friends, this t-shirt will help you make a statement against excessive screen time. Overall, our "Don't Be Chronically Online" t-shirt is a must-have for anyone looking to explore the world without any digital distractions. Get it now and show the world that you know how to balance work and play, both online and offline!

Are you a self-proclaimed crazy cat person? Do your days consist of binge-watching hilarious cat memes on the internet? Then we've got the perfect shirt for you! Our "Cat Memes Sustain Me" t-shirt acknowledges the real-deal cat culture struggle. From the crying cat to thurston waffles, headbobbing cat, grumpy cat, and the infamous smudge the cat, this tee showcases them all in their meme-worthy glory. You know that feeling when you're scrolling on your phone, and all you want to do is hit "refresh" and keep those cat memes coming? This shirt "gets" you. So wear it proudly, fellow cat meme lover, because this shirt shows the world that cat memes aren't just a hobby, they're a way of life. Stay weird, cat peeps.