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Phallic Patter V Neck Stockings

Browse our collection of 12 Phallic Patter V Neck Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking

Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Stocking

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Stocking

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

D&D Ugly Sweater Stocking

D&D Ugly Sweater Stocking

dungeons and Dragons never looked so ugly! IT'S PERFECT! Great for DND fans who want to look seasonably fashionable!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Scarf Duck Stocking

Scarf Duck Stocking

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Sugar Cookie Frogs Pattern Stocking

Sugar Cookie Frogs Pattern Stocking

Hoppy holidays, y'all! Who doesn't think of frosted sugar cookies when they think of christmas goodies!? Great for bakers and frog lovers alike!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

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