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Phallic Patter T-Shirts
Browse our collection of 70 Phallic Patter T-Shirts . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Travel Tribe T-Shirt
My tribe moves, explores and wanders! If you're part of a travel tribe, go on an adventure and quest your thirst for wander lust with this travel tribe shirt! Perfect for any group of explorers and travelers!
Travel Tribe White Print T-Shirt
My tribe moves, explores and wanders! If you're part of a travel tribe, go on an adventure and quest your thirst for wander lust with this travel tribe shirt! Perfect for any group of explorers and travelers!
Aloha Beaches T-Shirt
Say "Aloha bitches" to your girls this spring break. This design features a black triangle, pink and red patter along with the phrase "Aloha Beaches." Get ready to party with this fun vacation top.
Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern T-Shirt
What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...
Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern T-Shirt
What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...
Space Brownie Peens T-Shirt
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Saint Patdick's Day Parody T-Shirt
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
Saint Patdick's Day Parody T-Shirt
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
Macaron Peens Pattern T-Shirt
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
Macaron Peens Pattern T-Shirt
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
Magical Girl Peens Pattern T-Shirt
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Magical Girl Peens Pattern T-Shirt
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Medusuck My Dick T-Shirt
Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.
Medusuck My Dick T-Shirt
Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.
Pocket Rocket T-Shirt
Is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ...Oh, it's just a dildo. Just knowing a dose of fun is nestled in your pocket is sure to brighten any dismal day! A perfect ice breaker, surely.
Pocket Rocket T-Shirt
Is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ...Oh, it's just a dildo. Just knowing a dose of fun is nestled in your pocket is sure to brighten any dismal day! A perfect ice breaker, surely.
Penis Nuggets Pattern T-Shirt
Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!
Penis Nuggets Pattern T-Shirt
Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!
Halloween Peens Pattern T-Shirt
Looking for a Halloween t-shirt that's guaranteed to get a laugh? Look no further than our Halloween Peens Pattern tee! This eye-catching tee is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of mischief with their holiday spirit. The playful design features a pattern of Halloween-themed objects that, upon closer inspection, reveal themselves to be decidedly phallic in nature. But don't worry, this shirt is all in good fun - and it's sure to get a chuckle out of your friends and family. Made from high-quality materials, our Halloween Peens Pattern tee is sure to be a favorite for years to come. Whether you're wearing it to a Halloween party or just out and about, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. So why wait? Order your Halloween Peens Pattern tee today and get ready to show off your festive and hilarious side this holiday season!
Popsicle Penises T-Shirt
Here's the new description for your Popsicle Penises tee: Say hello to the ultimate innuendo-driven design in town! Our Popsicle Penises tee is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who like to push the envelope and keep things spicy. This top is the perfect blend of subtle and obvious; at first glance, it's just an innocent popsicle, but take a closer look and let your imagination run wild. Wear it to get a laugh, a raise of eyebrows, or a double-take from passersby. It's a statement piece that'll leave your friends talking and your family questioning your sense of humor (oops!). These phallic popsicles have never looked more inviting, and we dare you to try not to giggle while wearing this tee. Made for the bold, never shy away from a good pun. Get your hands on our Popsicle Penises top today and embrace the humor in this world!
Sugar Cookie Frogs Pattern T-Shirt
Hoppy holidays, y'all! Who doesn't think of frosted sugar cookies when they think of christmas goodies!? Great for bakers and frog lovers alike!
Sugar Cookie Frogs Pattern T-Shirt
Hoppy holidays, y'all! Who doesn't think of frosted sugar cookies when they think of christmas goodies!? Great for bakers and frog lovers alike!
I Make A Boss Ass Stitch T-Shirt
Are you a boss ass bitch that makes a boss ass stitch? Well this cross stitch inspired shirt is perfect for the sassy cross stitcher. This hilarious design features the phrase "I Make a Boss Ass Stitch Stitch Stitch" in a cross stitch typeface with a boarder made out of pho cross stitched flowers. Perfect gift for a cool mom on mother, your grandma or whoever that special cross stitcher is in you life.
I Make A Boss Ass Stitch T-Shirt
Are you a boss ass bitch that makes a boss ass stitch? Well this cross stitch inspired shirt is perfect for the sassy cross stitcher. This hilarious design features the phrase "I Make a Boss Ass Stitch Stitch Stitch" in a cross stitch typeface with a boarder made out of pho cross stitched flowers. Perfect gift for a cool mom on mother, your grandma or whoever that special cross stitcher is in you life.
Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce T-Shirt
Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!
Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce T-Shirt
Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern T-Shirt
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Cottage Core Peens Pattern T-Shirt
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Penis Pastries Pattern T-Shirt
This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...
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