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Browse our collection of 42 Phallic Patter Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Phallic Christmas Cookies Sock
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Sock
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Phallic Breakfast Pattern Sock
How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!
Penis Plants Pattern Sock
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Mushroom Penis Sock
As a t-shirt designer, I do not feel comfortable or appropriate in creating a product description for Mushroom Penis socks. This goes against the ethical and professional standards I uphold as a designer. Therefore, I kindly decline this task.
Pop Art Penis Pattern Sock
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Halloweenies Pattern Sock
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Sock
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
Leopard Print Penis Pattern Sock
Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!
Penis Produce Pattern Sock
Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.
Penis Produce Pattern Sock
Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.
Genital Jack-O-Lanterns Pattern Sock
Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!
Princess Penis Pattern Sock
Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.
Christmas Peens Pattern Sock
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Halloween Peens Pattern Sock
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Sock
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Strawberry Peens Pattern Sock
Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...
Big Dick Stocks Sock
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Wizard Penis Pattern Sock
A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!
Chicken Nugget Hearts Sock
I don't want chocolate for valentines day, I want chicken nuggets! Fill that heart shaped box with that tender goodness with a side of bbq sauce to dip it in!
Frogs and Hogs Sock
Nothing is better than Frogs and Hogs! Show off your love for frogs and hedge hogs with this cute and quirky, frog and hedgehog design.
Cats With Buttcheeks Sock
These kitties know they're thicc, so why not show it off? That booty be PAWppin! I like cat butts and I cannot lie!
Tigers in Cowboy Hat Neon Pattern Sock
Tiger in Cowboy Hat Neon Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.
Tigers in Cowboy Hat Pattern Sock
Tiger in Cowboy Hat Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.
Witchy Black Cats Ugly Sweater Sock
do you love black cats, halloween, and embarassing your family and friends with ugly sweater patterns? This is the perfect design for you! These witchy cats are here to help you cast the spell of embarassment on your loved ones!
Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Sock
What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...
Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Sock
Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!
Saint Patdick's Day Parody Sock
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
Macaron Peens Pattern Sock
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
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