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Browse our collection of 16 Phallic Feather Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Blanket
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Owl Be Your Valentine! Blanket
You're such a hoot, valentine! You and me, we're birds of a feather! Won't hoot be mine, darling?
Bird Nerd Blanket
You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the bird with the nerds with this tee!
Feathery Vagina Pattern Blanket
Need something subtle genitalia for your couch? Check out this deceptive from a distance vagina pattern! Nothing to be ashamed of when everyone is made differently and beautiful in their own way.
Feathery Vagina Pattern Blanket
Need something subtle genitalia for your couch? Check out this deceptive from a distance vagina pattern! Nothing to be ashamed of when everyone is made differently and beautiful in their own way.
Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
Honk The Patriarchy Goose Blanket
Ruffle some feathers and "Honk The Patriarchy" with this feminist goose design, featuring a goose wrapped in a ribbon with some florals. Perfect for goose puns, honking, fighting for equality and feminism!
The Devil (Goose Parody) Blanket
Everyone knows that the devil has one true form and its feathered and honks! The Devil is a goose! Celebrate spoopy Honktober with this funny, spooky , devil goose blanket, home decor!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Feathery Vagina Pattern Blanket
Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!
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