Penis Parody Totes, Weekender Totes and more

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Introducing our all-new Floral Penis Rainbow tote, designed exclusively for those who like to make bold statements. With its unique and edgy design, this tote is perfect for standing out from the crowd and making people turn their heads. Flaunt your sense of humor by carrying this hilarious and mildly offensive tote around town. Its perfect for carrying your everyday essentials or for hitting the gym in style. The rainbow of colors in the design adds a playful and vibrant touch, making it a great accessory for all seasons. The floral penis pattern is subtle enough to catch people off guard and leave them giggling in surprise. Get your hands on this one-of-a-kind tote now and make a quirky addition to your accessory collection!

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.