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Pastries Unisex Long Sleeve Sassy T-Shirts

Browse our collection of 93 Pastries Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirts . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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If You Don't Belong, Don't Be Long T-Shirt

If You Don't Belong, Don't Be Long T-Shirt

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

If You Don't Belong, Don't Be Long T-Shirt

If You Don't Belong, Don't Be Long T-Shirt

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

If You Don't Belong, Don't Be Long T-Shirt

If You Don't Belong, Don't Be Long T-Shirt

This party doesn't appreciate posers. We come to have fun, so unless you're part of this, get out of this.

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away I Used to Care T-Shirt

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away I Used to Care T-Shirt

There used to be a time, on a distance planet, in a galaxy far far away, that I actually cared about anything. The sass is strong with this one, and like the force, the sass flows through me. So if you are more like me, and sass sensitive, than this funny, galactic space shirt is the best way to put an apathetic smile on your face, and the face of others!

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away I Used to Care T-Shirt

A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away I Used to Care T-Shirt

There used to be a time, on a distance planet, in a galaxy far far away, that I actually cared about anything. The sass is strong with this one, and like the force, the sass flows through me. So if you are more like me, and sass sensitive, than this funny, galactic space shirt is the best way to put an apathetic smile on your face, and the face of others!

Donut Judge Me T-Shirt

Donut Judge Me T-Shirt

Donut judge me. Show your love of breakfast pastries and your hatred for judgment with this sassy foody design.

Donut Judge Me T-Shirt

Donut Judge Me T-Shirt

Donut judge me. Show your love of breakfast pastries and your hatred for judgment with this sassy foody design.

The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake T-Shirt

The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake T-Shirt

Pastry lovers unite! Who has time for other people when you could be scarfing down a cupcake. This design features an illustration of a cute cupcake and the phrase "The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake.

The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake T-Shirt

The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake T-Shirt

Pastry lovers unite! Who has time for other people when you could be scarfing down a cupcake. This design features an illustration of a cute cupcake and the phrase "The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake.

The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake T-Shirt

The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake T-Shirt

Pastry lovers unite! Who has time for other people when you could be scarfing down a cupcake. This design features an illustration of a cute cupcake and the phrase "The Best Way to Have My Undivided Attention is By Being a Cupcake.

Punk Merida Parody T-Shirt

Punk Merida Parody T-Shirt

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Punk Merida Parody T-Shirt

Punk Merida Parody T-Shirt

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

Wear your sarcastic heart on your sleeve with this funny, sassy shirt.

Wear your sarcastic heart on your sleeve with this funny, sassy shirt.

Bake Me Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Comic Girl T-Shirt

Bake Me Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Comic Girl T-Shirt

The key to my heart, my anger, my pain, and my sorrow is cake. So go make me some and also tell me I'm pretty.

Oh No Doughnut Even T-Shirt

Oh No Doughnut Even T-Shirt

Doughnut even start with me! Show you love of giving sassy and eating breakfast pastries with this cute donut themed design.

Oh No Doughnut Even T-Shirt

Oh No Doughnut Even T-Shirt

Doughnut even start with me! Show you love of giving sassy and eating breakfast pastries with this cute donut themed design.

Donut Test Me T-Shirt

Donut Test Me T-Shirt

Donut test me! Show your love for puns and breakfast pastries with this funny sassy design.

Donut Test Me T-Shirt

Donut Test Me T-Shirt

Donut test me! Show your love for puns and breakfast pastries with this funny sassy design.

Don't Stare At My Hair T-Shirt

Don't Stare At My Hair T-Shirt

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

Don't Stare At My Hair T-Shirt

Don't Stare At My Hair T-Shirt

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

Don't Stare At My Hair T-Shirt

Don't Stare At My Hair T-Shirt

My hair may be long, luxurious and fabulous but please don't stare at it! Tell the creepers off with this fabulous, majestic and sassy centaur shirt!

I'm Not Single T-Shirt

I'm Not Single T-Shirt

Tired of people asking about your relationship status? Inform them with this funny shirt of your romantic situation! I'm not single, I'm in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend is in the future.

Bite Me (Donut) T-Shirt

Bite Me (Donut) T-Shirt

I Donut believe it. You've gotten a rise outta me. You can bite my sprinkle crusted butt, bud. Get sassy with this cute but angry glazed donut!

Bite Me (Donut) T-Shirt

Bite Me (Donut) T-Shirt

I Donut believe it. You've gotten a rise outta me. You can bite my sprinkle crusted butt, bud. Get sassy with this cute but angry glazed donut!

I Like My Pizza Cold Like My Heart T-Shirt

I Like My Pizza Cold Like My Heart T-Shirt

I like my pizza served freezing cold, just like my heart! Have some pizza and wear your cold heart on your sleeve with this funny, pizza shirt!

I Like My Pizza Cold Like My Heart T-Shirt

I Like My Pizza Cold Like My Heart T-Shirt

I like my pizza served freezing cold, just like my heart! Have some pizza and wear your cold heart on your sleeve with this funny, pizza shirt!

I Laugh In The Face Of Recommended Serving Sizes T-Shirt

I Laugh In The Face Of Recommended Serving Sizes T-Shirt

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

I Laugh In The Face Of Recommended Serving Sizes T-Shirt

I Laugh In The Face Of Recommended Serving Sizes T-Shirt

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

I Laugh In The Face Of Recommended Serving Sizes T-Shirt

I Laugh In The Face Of Recommended Serving Sizes T-Shirt

Hahahaha. Two cookies? Really. Two whole cookies, that's cute that you would consider that an average serving. Now if your serving size was more to the tune of two SLEEVES of cookies, then we might have something to talk about. Rep your love for that sweet sweet junk food with this sassy ironic shirt. Just don't get any crumbs on it- or do, if that's what you're into.

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