Pagan Plants Coffee Mugs

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Show off your love of the occult and plants with this witchy, succulent inspired, nature witch's coffee mug! Let the world know you aren't just a regular witch, you're a plant witch! Now go water your plants and cleanse your crystals!

The Pagan Party Hath Arrived! No matter what Sabbat is going on during the Wheel of the Year, pagans BRING THE PARTAY! When you hath arrived, the party hath started.

Pagans Over Puritans, always, I mean who would want to hang with a bunch of self righteous, pious, and snobby kill-joys - the pagans just have more fun! I mean, paganism is just amazing!

This Pagan Hippie Love Yule! And YOU! No hate during the winter solstice! Celebrate the birth of the sun and be merry!

Witchcraft, Wine, and a Pagan Shrine! That's all we witches need - pretty much. This design also features some witchy elements around the text, such as smoke, pentagrams, the moon, and the key symbol for Wicca magic! Perfect for magic users with a sense of humor!

Plant With Witchcraft! Use those brews and crystals for some nature magic. No wonder witches have a green thumb (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

You're a notorious killer, plant killer, that is. Show off your non-existent green thumb with this, "Plant Serial Killer" for your failing attempts to be a plant parent! Perfect for funny plant jokes, and loving plants even though you kill them.

Don't soil your high score with this funny plant design that's fit for getting PERFECT thyming in your favorite rhythm game!

Don't Mess With A Pagan Solstice Or Yule Be Sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations and our puns, ward off any evil doers with this wintery design.

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

Plants just really make me happiest! Show off your love of plants with this funny, "Gay For Plants" for a queer plant lover! Perfect for loving plants, being queer, and having pride in your plants!

Celebrate the roots of the Christmas season and it's pagan origins with this Pagan themed, holiday shirt. You're sure to be blessed this yule season and winter solstice with this festive holiday coffee mug.

Who needs house plants when you can have mouse plants!? Water them, shower them with attention, give them a little cheese - you know, the normal plant stuff.

Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions, they're your family!

Water me with love and affection please and thank you. You love your plants and being thirsty with this funny, "Thirsty" cute plant design. Perfect for plant lovers, being cute and thirsty.

You love your plants as if they were your children, so who needs human kids? Advocate for gardeners, indoor plants, house plants, plant parents, and nature lovers with this "Plants Not Kids" plant lover design!

When the plants get as much love as kids would, you may be a plant parent! Whether you have spawn of your own and have very involved gardening hobbies, or you just love plants more than anything in the world, this design featuring a gardener hugging their potted plant is for you!

The hanged plant depicts that you will be a future mom... a plant mom, anyway! You will sacrifice your money in order to achieve the ultimate life surrounded by plants. It's for the greater good!

Show off your love of plants with this succulent pun, plant lover's, crazy plant lady's coffee mug! Let the world know that plants are better than people!

Are you a proud plant parent who nurtures and cares for your leafy babies with the utmost love and affection? Then wear your title with pride and show off your green thumb skills with our "Plant Daddy" mug! Father's Day isn't just for human dads, and this mug is the perfect gift to celebrate the plant dads who put in just as much effort and work into their beloved greenery. With this mug, not only can you sip on your favorite brew while surrounded by your plants, but you can also proudly display to the world your passion for all things botanical. The quirky and playful design is sure to put a smile on anyone's face, whether you're sipping a hot cup of coffee in the morning or enjoying an herbal tea in the afternoon. So, let this mug be a reminder of all the hard work and love that goes into being a "Plant Daddy" and let your plants know just how much they mean to you.

When it seems that kindness is running low, plant some more! Share some kindness and compassion with this, "Plant Kindness" artful lettering design. Perfect for loving plants, spring time, and being kind to one another.

Take a self care day to recharge by the window and catch some rays, just like any common houseplant, with this cute and calming plant illustration.

Show off being a punk lover and how punk you are with this, "Plants Are Punk" pierced cactus design, with a cactus wearing a jean vest! Perfect for being a punk, loving plants, succulents, and punk humor.

you're a lover of nature and a caretaker of plants! Whether it's flowers singing songs of joy, or succulents crying out for water, you always know what to do to make your garden happy! Great for plant mom and dads with a green thumb!

I like plants okay? Plants are my favorite. Show your love for indoor plants with this cute plant parent inspired design.

This shirt is perfect for any pansexual with a green thumb.

There's nothing like a Mamas love, but that's really nothing like a Plant Mamas love! Be proud of your plant babies and own your Mama status in this bubbly botanical design.

Doctor told me I needed a trans-plant. Everyone needs a trans-plant. For the lovely trans folks out there with a green thumb and a knack for puns, get yourself a trans-plant with this adorable design!