Nsfw Humor Neck Gaiters

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

You Dirty Little Spore! This mushroom maid is kawaii and kinky! Show off your NSFW humor and mushroom love with this cute, but slightly suggestive, spore design!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Gimme That Good Goose Neck Baby *wink wink* Honk Honk, watch out, this goose coming through to steal ya mans with their wicked neck game. Got that gooseneck for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

Butter My Biscuit Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and wet with this steamy NSFW design!

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor *cue ahegao face.* This fondue is ready to get cheesy, salty, and sticky... dip in me daddy!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

There's nothing like the sensual feeling of silky locks sliding through your... bristles. Mmmhmmm. Put that foamy goop on there.

Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

Does Trash Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not be? Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum and raccoon design! Sluts for trash only!

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Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Boiled or baked, it doesn't matter. Lubricate it with a little butter and smash that deliciously moist spud~ Who doesn't love mashed potatoes?!

Stuff Us Daddy! If your dream threesome is you and 2 freshly baked Manicottis, then this is the design for you! This "subtle" NSFW design might get some questionable looks, but also might make some mouths water...

Shuck Me Daddy! Horny and corny and ready to be shucked! This nsfw hentai corn is husky, and hoping for a good shuck!

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

There's no better way to scream "I'm a shameless furry" than a good yiff design. ...Well, I suppose you could LITERALLY scream "yiff", but this is the next best thing. And it's retro too!