Nsfw Halloween Dick Socks

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

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As intriguing as the name suggests, our Popsicle Penises are a naughty twist to a classic summer treat. These frozen delights pack a spicy punch that will leave your taste buds craving for more. Perfect for those who prefer a subtle touch of NSFW in their wardrobe - it's a great conversation starter that needs no introduction. With its innocuous packaging, it's the perfect product to shock your friends and family when they least expect it. So, whether you're looking to add a little whimsy and humor to your sock collection or want to gift it to your cheeky friends, Popsicle Penises are guaranteed to be a hit. Don't hesitate, embrace the quirky and fun side of life with Popsicle Penises!

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This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Introducing the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks, the most daring and hilarious addition to your sock collection! These socks are sure to make you and your friends laugh, and maybe even blush a little. This unicorn-inspired print features boldly placed phallic patterns that will have people doing double-takes and wondering if they're seeing things. These socks are perfect for a night out with friends, a bachelorette party, or as a gag gift for any occasion. Whether you're feeling naughty or just looking to add a little humor to your outfit, these socks are the perfect way to express your personality. So, what are you waiting for? Add some spice to your sock game with the Unicorn Penis Pattern socks today!

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

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Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.