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Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Junk Food Blanket
Yummy! Pizza and tacos and fries, oh my! Fall in love with this delicious food blanket and snuggle up with your favorite junk foods.
Cat Food Blanket
Show your love of cats and junk food with this literal, actual cat food blanket! This blanket is perfect for foodies who are of pizza, sushi, burgers, donuts, ice cream, hot dogs and cat lovers who just can't get enough of kitty cats!
Gimme Food Blanket
Hunger can make people take drastic measures! Perfect for serial snackers! This cool design includes a snub-nosed revolver and the words "gimme food", implying that if you do not comply with the wearer's demands for snacks, you will be shot. Perfect for partying and hanging out with friends.
St. Patdicks Day Pattern NSFW Blanket
Celebrate and drink up this St. Patdick's Day, with this funny, st patricks day, dick, jokes, nsfw pattern design!
NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Blanket
Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.
Breakfast Food Pattern Blanket Blanket
BREAKFAST FOOD IS THE GREATEST FOOD. Show off your love of the greatest meal of the day with this breakfast food inspired, bacon lover's blanket! Snuggle up and dream of eggs and bacon. Ron Swanson approved.
Cute Foods Blanket Blanket
Snuggle and pig out on some junk food with this adorable kawaii food blanket. Yum yum yum, they're almost too cute to eat!
NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket
This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!
No Food, No Jobs, Decapitated Pets Blanket Blanket
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off! Poor Petey. Let Petey live on forever in your dumb memory with this even dumber blanket.
I Cook With Wine Sometimes I Even Add it to the Food Blanket Blanket
Why just follow the recipe when you can drink the wine while you cook? Get a laugh from wine connoisseurs with this humorous quote about drinking and cooking.
TurNIPS Blanket
Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?
Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket
Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...
Taco Vulvas Pattern Blanket
Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!
Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Ice Cream Butts Blanket
Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!
Glizz On Me Daddy Hot Dog Blanket
This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!
Pankakke Blanket
This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!
Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket
What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket
Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.
Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket
Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!
Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Saint Patdick's Day Parody Blanket
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
Pound My Cake Daddy Blanket
Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...
Venus Flytrap Vulvas Blanket
Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.
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