Not Your Princess Humor Socks

That's amore! Show your love for pizza with this moon phase parody design, featuring lyrics from "That's Amore.

The only reason people suffer in hell with cute Satan is because he doesn't understand humans don't typically enjoy swimming in lava. It's like a hotel run by children and everything is on fire and the food is probably poisoned... but hey, at least he has manners.

Frankly autocorrect I'm getting real tired of your shirt. Show that you are fed up with autocorrect making all of your text messaged PG with this funny autocorrect joke design.

Frankly autocorrect, I'm tired of your shirt and I don't give a duck. Show that you are fed up with autocorrect making all of your text messaged PG with this funny auto correct joke design.

B*tch, this guy will cut you if you don't hurry up. Fans of Final Fantasy will easily recognize this seemingly harmless guy. This shirt is perfect for fans of gaming and Final Fantasy!

Does the vile stench of your breath drive away your friends? You need the cooling power of a silver tongue! Try Breath-O-Met Sinful Mints today and make your breath damned fresh!

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

When is the homework due? Are there any tests coming up? When are your office hours? What chapters do we have to read this week? These are all great questions which can be answered with, It's in the SYLLABUS. Get some laughs from your students and fellow teachers/professors with these funny teacher socks, perfect for nailing home the idea that your lesson plans are in fact, part of a plan.

Honk your way to victory with this Andy Warhol inspired goose pop art pattern! Show off your love for geese while being stylish all at the same time!

Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody. Why the hell would you pay $850 for a sweater when you can get the look and rep your favorite witch from Slavic folklore for a fraction of the price? Show your love for witchy women that live chicken leg huts with this design.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

do you love black cats, halloween, and embarassing your family and friends with ugly sweater patterns? This is the perfect design for you! These witchy cats are here to help you cast the spell of embarassment on your loved ones!

You: Shit Happens. Me, a paleontologist and an intellectual: Coprolite happens. For anyone who doesn't know, coprolite is the fancy word for fossilized dung. Flex your dinosaur knowledge and know your shit with this "coprolite happens" design!

Because every anime fan, whether or not they're still Naruto fans, know the hypest moment in anime was Rock Lee taking off his weights in his match against Gaara. Give this to a special person who is the living embodiment of this moment, whether or not they're anime fans. If they don't get the joke then are they really worth your time?

Just stay right there, I'll kick your butt after I take a nap... This hamster is sleepy, but will still pack a punch if you mess with it! or perhaps a few bites to your fingers will do the trick, whatever the case, watch out!

America needs a hero... and that hero is Burt Macklin! Show your support for Burt Macklin, an investigator who plays by his own rules, with this funny design.America needs a hero... and that hero is Burt Macklin! Show your support for Burt Macklin, an investigator who plays by his own rules, with this funny design.

Introducing the sock that's not afraid to speak its mind. Life can be a real kick in the ass at times, and our "Life is F***ing Relentless" design is the perfect way to say it. Featuring a quirky illustration of a crab smoking a cigarette, this sock let everyone know that sometimes life just sucks. Whether you're having a rough day at work, feeling blue, or just need to blow off some steam, these socks will be by your side every step of the way. Made to be comfortable and durable, this sock is perfect for anyone looking to let their feet do the talking. So why not treat yourself to a pair of socks that are as outspoken as you are? With "Life is F***ing Relentless" on your feet, you'll be ready to take on anything that life throws your way.

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Gnarly, dude! Show your love for 90s aesthetics, narwhals and skating with this funky, gnarly narwhal!

It's the sign of the bee-st! Show your love for bees and puns with this devious "beemon" design!

Yee-caw! Show your love for cowboys and pigeons with this adorable Cooboy design!

I'm majestically out of this world! Show your love for aliens and unicorns with this "neigh-lien" design!

I'm squawkard! Show your love for goofy birds with this awkward cockatiel design!

Oh lawd, he comin'! Show your love for the fattest cats and the dankest memes with this cute design!

Corgi butts drive me nuts! Show your love for the thicc dogs with adorable corgi butt design!

Nothing is impossible, anything is o-possible! Show your opossum positivity with this "anything is o-possible" design!

I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.

LaCroix before boys. Show your love for lightly flavored sparkling water with this trendy beverage themed design.