Not Your Princess Funny Blankets

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Hakuna your tatas, it means calm your tits. It's great to live with no worries but when the people around your are too tense sometimes you need to let them know they need to calm their tits and chill the F*** out. Rock this awesome nostalgic inspired design and crack up all the passersby.

The best way to live, sleep until your hungry, and eat until your sleepy.

Unfazed by your bullshit, to the moon and back I'm so done with you. Be fed up with life and relationships with this funny pun worthy design.

You and your backwards facing camera can go to hell. No one wants to see your duck-face and dirty bathroom mirror.

Let me be your ruler, I can show you how far something is from another thing. Rock this cute parody blanket and show off your royalty.

It's hard being the last of your breed but I complain, it's awesome being a majestic merkitten full of cuteness and wonder.

Who needs all the stress of the outside world? Stay inside, read a book, catch up on your favorite show. Who cares? Your house your rules. Show that your a proud member of the stay at home team.

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!

Does the vile stench of your breath drive away your friends? You need the cooling power of a silver tongue! Try Breath-O-Met Sinful Mints today and make your breath damned fresh!

How could you go wrong with a dinosaur blanket? T-Rex dinos awesome on everything, always! Throw this comfy blanket on your couch or even your bed. Give your home some quirky character!

Ripley's Pest Control, for all your alien removal services on world or off. Represent your favorite sci-fi horror hero with this sweet blanket!

Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Aw what a cute little dildo! Okay, so this pattern might not be totally safe for work (or the faint of heart) but dammit they are cute! Show off your wild side, as well as your sense of humor, with these cute sex toy pillow! Now throw this cute thing on your couch and just wait for all the compliments to fly!

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

Got mad skills in the art of tentacle seduction? Show your love of anime as well as your sexual prowess with this design that features the phrase "Anime In The Streets Hentai In The Sheets.

Don't be afraid to show off your hot bod at the gym with this funny hot yoga inspired design! Let the world know that you are confident in the work you put into your body! You are hot, flaunt it!

So meowgical! One part cat and one part unicorn. Oh man, does it get any more majestic than that? Embrace your inner meowgical self and show off to your friends with this trendy So Meowgical design!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

That boy ain't right. Activate your Stand [-around and drink beer with your friends-] Power, sell some propane and propane accessories, and say your famous catchphrase: "yare yare daze, bobby" with this funny parody design.

Keep sleeping...

Beware! Any sus behavior throughout the games will lead to your elimination. Here's your chance to cop this iconic mash-up design between these trendy games of treachery and all the attention will be on you when you do!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Brr! I'm cold! Keep me warm! Cuddle up next to your favorite pirate and hope you don't get the cold shoulder from some frozen hearted bounty hunter trying to freeze your ability to love with this adorable parody on the famous "free hugs" design.

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your living room - the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket! This one-of-a-kind blanket boasts a unique design that combines delicate floral prints with bold genitalia illustrations. It's the perfect way to make a statement without saying a word. Plus, it's versatile enough to use as a throw blanket or to snuggle up with for a cozy night in. You'll love the quality construction and soft, comfortable feel of this must-have accessory for any home. And let's not forget, it makes for a hilarious and unexpected gift for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a standout piece to add to your dcor or just love a good laugh, the Floral Penis Pattern Blanket is sure to impress. So go ahead, embrace your quirky side and let this blanket do all the talking!

Need a disclaimer with your awkward self? Worry not this design got you covered!